Off to Madrid

[Deano]

All booked. Off to Toulouse in France first to see an Uncle then off to Madrid to see an old friend for a few days - first week in May.

Hopefully plenty of Cigars from Madrid are a coming...

[Pantomimehorse]

Madrid has some really good cigar shops Dean, plus plenty of nice grubb enjoy!

[Mr Moore]

nice

[Boss Hog]

Madrid has some really good cigar shops Dean, plus plenty of nice grubb enjoy!

oh yes, food. Find a place that does iberico ham, get a slice or 4. Gently wipe the white fatty part over your bottom lip before eating, Guarrentee your mouth will water like never before in anticipation.

[nicwing]

oh yes, food. Find a place that does iberico ham, get a slice or 4. Gently wipe the white fatty part over your bottom before eating, Guarrentee your mouth will water like never before in anticipation.

Fatty parts.......bottom........I should co-co!!!!:biggrin1:

[Deano]

Now I'm salivating.

Cigar shopping here I come...

[Robusto]

Never forget your Toulouse sausage.

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/772/155069.JPG

[Deano]

I'm always packing one of those

[Robusto]

:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

[Pantomimehorse]

Dean

my best mate lives in Madrid so Ive been over alot, if you like seafood I suggest checking out Ribeira Do Mino in Calle Santa, it doesnt look much from the outside but its the freshest seafood ever, and cheap too.

[Deano]

Sounds good to me mate

[bigjohn62]

enjoy your trip i ,am sure you will not be disappointed with the cigar selection.. :rock::cowboyic9:

[Deano]

http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww292/DeanoUK1979/DSC02341.jpg

C'est la vie!

(Currently in Minervois, France)

[cj121]

http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww292/DeanoUK1979/DSC02341.jpg

C'est la vie!

(Currently in Minervois, France)

...and smoking, tsk tsk (dutty habit Deano). Hope there'll be no drinking too.
Have a ball mate.

[TJCoro]

All booked. Off to Toulouse in France first to see an Uncle then off to Madrid to see an old friend for a few days - first week in May.

Hopefully plenty of Cigars from Madrid are a coming...


Good Bye, :nerd: senor serious!! Have a good time and don't worry about a thing, the mods will look after your forum while you gone.:cowboyic9::couch2: :mullet: :rock:


Okay boys....I think he's gone. Senor Gss, break out the porn and I'll provide the puros.:thrasher::birthday::cheer2::drum::pizza: :dancing2::canabis::knuddel::party:



:bandit:

:juggle: I also do some tricks with my balls while :nerd: is gone.

[Deano]

Save some for me TJ!

:smoke: Name's Deano, and he'll kick TJ's ass next time he sees him :cowboyic9:

[Robusto]

Ne mange pas trop de Cassoulet - comme je te l'ai deja dit.
Si tu en mangeras trop, je t'assure que tu vas peter comme un boeuf.

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/farting-cow.jpg

Quand tu arriveras en Espagne, il faudra qu'un membre des UKCF qui sait l'espagnol ecrive ici pour que tout le monde soit confus jusqu'a ton retour.

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/wanking_aid02.jpg

Amuse-toi bien, mais ne te branle pas trop car tu deviendras vite aveugle.

Papa xxxxx

[Alex]

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/wanking_aid02.jpg

If that is TJ's state of mind, im glad im not part of it :eek:

[Stevieboy]

LOL!!! Well spotted Alex - is it a fisting machine :eek:!?!?!?!



http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/wanking_aid02.jpg

If that is TJ's state of mind, im glad im not part of it :eek:

[Stevieboy]

..Im just noticed it has an 'up-and-down' motion :p so more likely for Shermans

[nicwing]

Ideal for TJ then...- State of Mind Onanism! :rain:

[Stevieboy]

http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww292/DeanoUK1979/DSC02341.jpg

C'est la vie!

(Currently in Minervois, France)

You look like you've been caught doing something in this pic Deano :rolleyes: "Why so serious"

[cj121]

Just realised he hasn't got any Yen:smoke::smoke:

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/wanking_aid02.jpg

Absolute best find of the year so far Bryan. "You are awful...but I like you!"

[PoohBore]

I'd hate to think what you would do with the other bit. In the construction industry you'd use it to compact concrete but that looks a little harsh for using on concrete.........

[Robusto]

Can I just say (for no reason) that when my USAF munitions man brother-in-law to be came home from helping drop bombs all over Vietnam, he brought back - in a Chinese-English printed box - a BATTERY WANKER...

My parents thought it was bloody funny. Being about nine, I didn't know what it was or what it was for - even when, on battery power, it began to flail about and sounded like a wind-up aluminium train set.

Apparently all the lads used them in Vietnam.

I remember asking 'What's a 'Battery Wanker'?' to uproar as this metal parsnip came at me like Jaws.

Humiliated and red-cheeked, I decided from that moment that my life must be spent on the stage.

It is curious what one's mind recalls.

I was taught about wanking about two years later by a lad who was a year older than me, and - no doubt like you - I find the happy hours can really just fly by.

Anyone understand the French?

When Deano gets to Spain, can someone take over in Spanish and confuse the fuck out of me/us, please?

[Boss Hog]

Just realised he hasn't got any Yen:smoke::smoke:

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/wanking_aid02.jpg

Absolute best find of the year so far Bryan. "You are awful...but I like you!"

These look great!!! it's one of those new novelty cocktail shakers!!!

You have to think about the benefits of these.


it doesnt moan if you smoke in the house
it dosent moan if you humidify your spare room as a walk in and fill it.
upkeep is minimal
it doesnt moan if you forget anniversaries, or 'made on days' instead of birthdays.
you dont have to cuddle it for 20mins afterwards!

[nicwing]

Nice one Boss and some very valuable points made there.

Does anyone know:

1. How much Y34,500 is
2. Do you think we could get bulk discound if we bought a gross

[Boss Hog]

Hold on........ I think I just found the 'head' version!!!

You should definatley check this out for research & educational purposes only.

These look the business. You can actually build your own!!

Got to be worth 5 mins of anyones time.

http://www.realdoll.com/

[Robusto]

http://beingbrilliant.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/joanna_lumley_abfab.jpg

[Stevieboy]

Hold on........ I think I just found the 'head' version!!!

You should definatley check this out for research & educational purposes only.

These look the business. You can actually build your own!!

Got to be worth 5 mins of anyones time.

http://www.realdoll.com/


Ermmmm......why were you looking here Boss?? :rolleyes:

[Boss Hog]

Ermmmm......why were you looking here Boss?? :rolleyes:

Seeing the above 'machine' reminded me of a documentary that was on a few months back about people that buy the dolls. Right weird :der: it was almost to the point of comedy. One guy had 3 of them and took them out on day trips in his car and left them to watch while he went hangliding. The funniest bit was he had to put a sign round there necks to say they were real!! ( he cleaned them up first before he took them out)
We had a discussion about it in the office and were going to have a collection to get one as the 'office bitch' :sheep: we even got so far as configuring one but couldnt agree on the tits. some wanted small and other big fat funbags. then with all the extras we wanted it came to about ?3k and we lost interest.:ohwell:
We still have a copy on cd floating round the office of the TV program if you want a copy.:wink:

[nicwing]

"...couldn't agree on the tits" Isn't that just typical of a man!!

(Edit) and I've just realised ?3 grand, you could get a real one for that!
:rolleyes::cool:

[Boss Hog]

There's two ladies in our office as well who saw the program and were fascinated by it. they reckoned they should be better formed rather than size.


Anyway, I hear Madrid is lovely this time of year!

[nicwing]

Why? Who is in Madrid? I thought this was the wierd Sex thread:frown:

[Boss Hog]

Why? Who is in Madrid? I thought this was the wierd Sex thread:frown:
Did you see the doll site then?
Very interesting that you can get one with a built in MP3 player for moaning and dirty talk.
The only moaning I get currently is "That ceiling needs painting!"
You could load your "walk" up on it and have a decent conversation with a blonde!!!

[Robusto]

Seeing the above 'machine' reminded me of a documentary that was on a few months back about people that buy the dolls. Right weird :der: it was almost to the point of comedy. One guy had 3 of them and took them out on day trips in his car and left them to watch while he went hangliding. The funniest bit was he had to put a sign round there necks to say they were real!! ( he cleaned them up first before he took them out)
We had a discussion about it in the office and were going to have a collection to get one as the 'office bitch' :sheep: we even got so far as configuring one but couldnt agree on the tits. some wanted small and other big fat funbags. then with all the extras we wanted it came to about ?3k and we lost interest.:ohwell:
We still have a copy on cd floating round the office of the TV program if you want a copy.:wink:

I wish I worked somewhere like this...

[cj121]

( he cleaned them up first before he took them out)

Hopefully he cleaned them out before he took them up:biggrin1:

I saw that too, it was a bit surreal, but in the long run, I guess it was all harmless stuff. Nobody getting hurt, like.

[Stevieboy]

Boss - sounds hilarious and sad at the same time :frown:! What was the name of the show?

[Stevieboy]

BossHog gave me the name and I tracked it down to here (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848&hl=en)!

Thanks for the offer of the CD BH - big thanks :rock:

[Boss Hog]

BossHog gave me the name and I tracked it down to here (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848&hl=en)!

Thanks for the offer of the CD BH - big thanks :rock:
anytime, all you need is a fine puro, a chilled glass of something and sit back and enjoy the show!!!!
Boy, are your in for a treat! :eek:

[Deano]

Just got a couple of sublimes, couple of monte robusto's (yes robusto's) and a partagas humidor with 6 series D no.4 inside - limited run of 10000. :D

[nicwing]

Just got a couple of sublimes, couple of monte robusto's (yes robusto's) and a partagas humidor with 6 series D no.4 inside - limited run of 10000. :D

So you are having fun then?

Good prices?

[Stevieboy]

Just got a couple of sublimes, couple of monte robusto's (yes robusto's) and a partagas humidor with 6 series D no.4 inside - limited run of 10000. :D

Dean - is it the Partagas black leather thing?


https://www.cigartradingonline.com/imagenessitio%5Cimgproductos%5Cpur_partagas_travel pack_01_amp.gif

I had one and stupidly sold it :eviltongue:
Any chance you could get me one? I can send the cash to you before you even buy it. IIRC they were about 55 euros?!?!

[nicwing]

Ooooh sexy leather cigar luggage.

Any chance of a sniff!:smoke:

[Stevieboy]

Ooooh sexy leather cigar luggage.

Any chance of a sniff!:smoke:

LOL!! Honestly though Nic...it's a beautiful wee thing. So annoyed that I sold it in a moment of total madness :(

[Deano]

That's the one. I hear they went for 75 Euro. I got mine for 90, think I got ripped off, but it was an impulse buy, however you can only get them from Spain and they're pretty rare (I'm hoping).

That was the only one there mate, sorry. I'll keep my eye out at the airport on the way home.

[Deano]

Doesn't seem I got that ripped off. Can only be on the net for 10 mins here, but found it only in one other place - 150 Euro:

https://www.cigartradingonline.com/productos_fichapromocion.asp?Codprod=promo_Partaga s_

[Stevieboy]

Doesn't seem I got that ripped off. Can only be on the net for 10 mins here, but found it only in one other place - 150 Euro:

https://www.cigartradingonline.com/productos_fichapromocion.asp?Codprod=promo_Partaga s_

That's the same place I got the jpeg from. I got mine in Barca in 2006? I think and it was E56 back then. If it's now E90 then don't bother Dean but thanks a lot for keeping an eye out!!

PS I found an ebay auction (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Gloss-Finish-Montecristo-Box-STILL-IN-BOX_W0QQitemZ250418659124QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Col lectables_Tobacciana_Smoking_LE?hash=item250418659 124&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A13%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7 C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50) for the (empty) yellow PE mini-humidor. It's finished now but you could mebbe make an offer if interested. It closed at ?25 with no bids

[Ryan]

The official price of that little Partagas humidor is still ?75.
If you bought it somewhere other than an estanco they could charge up to 15% more, bringing it up to close to ?90.
Official prices here
http://www.cmtabacos.es/wwwcmt/listaPrecios.php

Look for "FLOR DE T. PARTAGAS Serie D N? 4 Humidor (En Humidor de 6)"
Prices given are for single cigars.

[Deano]

Well I am back. And smoking one of the Sublimes now. What a beautiful fecking cigar.

[Stevieboy]

What's the cigar shops like Dean? Me and Giga are thinking of going in September for a few weeks. Are there many?

[Deano]

Ah I will report as soon as I get 10 mins to upload the camera etc, but in nutshell:

Cheaper than the UK, but nowhere near as cheap as the Swiss sites.
Only one or two (I spotted a second but it was closed) larger ones about.
Duty free shop only sold boxes, at similar to Spanish prices.

Thus I didn't buy anything but a few singles and the special humidor (over-priced too). I'll stick to Puro or Joes.

[Stevieboy]

Joes???:confused:

[Deano]

Oops I meant Lou's. One glass of wine and I'm gone.

[Stevieboy]

Oops I meant Lou's. One glass of wine and I'm gone.

LOL!! :p