Why can I never fill my bloody lighters?

[Deano]

What ever nossle I use the bloody things don't fill :der:

[Stevieboy]

What ever nossle I use the bloody things don't fill :der:
I have three lighters and none of them use a nozzle at all. Is it the yellow butane (Swan??) you're using? If so, try without any attachment..

[Robusto]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h304/elton1984/ABCD0015-15.jpg?t=1242488857

I bought this the other day. My watch battery had died and whilst a pretty lady was putting me in a new Lithium block, I spotted this in a display cabinet.

What can I say? I bought it because I was bored. (I am that moronic).

It's fine so far, but I suspect its tank will not last long on stogie duty.

Like Stevieboy, I manage to fill this one and my other one up with the yellow Swan can without recourse to a nozzle.

[Mr Moore]

Nice Robusto, nice.

[nicwing]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h304/elton1984/ABCD0015-15.jpg?t=1242488857

I bought this the other day. My watch battery had died and whilst a pretty lady was putting me in a new Lithium block, I spotted this in a display cabinet.

What can I say? I bought it because I was bored. (I am that moronic).

It's fine so far, but I suspect its tank will not last long on stogie duty.

Like Stevieboy, I manage to fill this one and my other one up with the yellow Swan can without recourse to a nozzle.

My what short fingers you have Robooooooooooooosto. How do you reach those black notes?

[Robusto]

I'll be honest.

I took that shot because of Stevieboys' lithe hands in a to-camera Wot I'm Smoking snap from yesterday or the day before.

I thought... What fine hands there, Stevieboy. God's honest truth. Great attention to the thumbnail, I thought.

Should we pose other parts of our persons?

I never use myself. I call in a neighbour who would otherwise be doing private accountancy commissions all day long. I like to relieve her.

Or Whisk's ladies' toes shots? For the aroma that's just a bit lower?

I think I have fat, pudgy hands that befit a man who likes to brandish a porky cigar.

I bet Winston had chipolatas.

I don't like thin ladies' hands holding slim panatellas, by the way.

Off-putting.

I once saw that Saddam Hussein had a thing about white ladies' wrists.

(I've got to clean the kitchen and I don't want to. I want to stay here, really...).

[Robusto]

Repeat after me...

Fat hands
Thin hands
Fat hands
Thin hands

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h304/elton1984/ABCD0015-15.jpg?t=1242488857



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3351/3535672748_76e6580b9c_b.jpg

[Robusto]

Looks like an awesome cigar, S Boy.
In my Partagas Master Race dream world, too. :biggrin1:
My mouth is salivating at that.