Hello Number 3, What's your name and where do you come from?

[Mr Omneo]

Modesty prevents me using No.1 and number 2 was never the memorable character :biggrin1: If no one remembers Cilla and BD I apologise for the lousy intro to my intro :p

I've been lurking for a couple of weeks, Pantomimehorse has been talking about the forum for a while and encouraging me to sign up so here I am.

I smoked my first cigar about 20 years ago, actually you may kick me out when I say it was Hamlet slim panatella but as a 17yr old it was as cool as my allowance would allow ;) Until recently I've only ever really smoked Cohibas, some would say one extreme to another but I feel it's about time I branched out and discovered more of the glorious world of cigars.

I apologise in advance for the myriad of questions I am bound to leave littered around here, I've been reading lots but sometimes it seems that all the information raises two more questions for every one it answers :hmmmm:

[daverave999]

Welcome! You'll never learn unless you ask questions.

On an unrelated note, it always amuses me how every new member has used the casino lots. :D

[Mr Omneo]

I was puzzled what you meant there until I looked and saw I had $252... i didn't even know there was a casino, is that my welcome bonus to try and get me hooked?? :p

[cj121]

Welcome Mr. O. There's never a daft question. Believe me, I keep asking them.

[nicwing]

Hi Mr Omneo, we are a broad church here, no question baulked, although you might like to save the really crazy ones for the Mexican. :llama: :juggle:

[the mothman]

Greetings Mr Omneo, best wishes to you.

[whisky77]

Welcome Mr Omneo, hope you enjoy the forum.

No such thing as a daft question mate. :biggrin1:

[daverave999]

I was puzzled what you meant there until I looked and saw I had $252... i didn't even know there was a casino, is that my welcome bonus to try and get me hooked?? :p
Hah! I feel like a right fool now. We all had ours reset to $1500 a short while back and I assumed that's what new members would start with. Oops...

[Robusto]

What made you move from Hamlets to Cohibas, Sir?

[Deano]

Welcome! And well done Chris for getting another member on board.

[Mr Omneo]

What made you move from Hamlets to Cohibas, Sir?

luck and ignorance.

I worked in a bar and a wealthy Arab customer gave me a Cohiba as a tip, at first I thought he was a cheapskate until I discovered it was worth about £30 (which seemed a fortune to me back in 1990!). I did find it a bit on the strong side but it opened my eyes and taste buds to the world outside the rubbish that is pub cigars.

However as I didn't really know anything about what was available, whenever I went shopping I just always picked a Cohiba.

[Robusto]

Good place to be, my friend.

Have you tried any of the fabulous also-rans?

I'm thinking Montecristo, Juan Lopez, Partagas, Hoyo de Monterrey, Bolivar, Ramon Allones for starters?...

Chris is something of a cigar-bollocker so he will have herfing ideas!

A wonderful thing is that a new recommendation can take you on a brand new route.

I think I'm enjoying Juan Lopez No2 more than my cherished dildos, the Partagas D4, at present.

Anyway...
Welcome to the members' saloon of one of the sweetest pleasures around, Om...

[nicwing]

Anyway...
Welcome to the members' saloon of one of the sweetest pleasures around, Om...

Bloody hell Bry, you started chanting now?

[TJCoro]

Hi Mr Omneo, we are a broad church here, no question baulked, although you might like to save the really crazy ones for the Mexican. :llama: :juggle:

That would be me, senor :tinfoil3:Om-neo.

:bandit: Names TJ, TJCoro, and Welcome to the Puro Place.:unionjacks

All inquiries are welcome here as long as they don't involve "petits"....that crap is discussed at our sissy, errr, I mean sister forum:

www.petitsareforpussys.com (http://www.petitsareforpussys.com):damnmate:

:juggle:

[TJCoro]

I think I'm enjoying Juan Lopez No2 more than my cherished dildos, the Partagas D4, at present....


F the JL No. 2, senor :tinfoil3:Neo. Go for the Gold and try the Jaun Lopez Short Torpedos Exclusivio Caribe, Torcido Exclusivamente Para Caribe...Only 624 boxes produced. I believe someone (:playball:) on this forum is hoarding a box.

:bandit: Names TJ, TJCoro, at your service!

:juggle:

[nicwing]

Who would that be, not a Mojito drinking, ball juggling, sombrero wearer by any chance?

[Boss Hog]

Howdy :cowboyic9: and welcome

[Stevieboy]

I believe someone (:playball:) on this forum is hoarding a box.


:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Stevieboy]

Welcome Omneo...you'll love it here :cowboyic9:

[Mr Omneo]

Good place to be, my friend.

Have you tried any of the fabulous also-rans?

I'm thinking Montecristo, Juan Lopez, Partagas, Hoyo de Monterrey, Bolivar, Ramon Allones for starters?...

Chris is something of a cigar-bollocker so he will have herfing ideas!

A wonderful thing is that a new recommendation can take you on a brand new route.

I think I'm enjoying Juan Lopez No2 more than my cherished dildos, the Partagas D4, at present.

Anyway...
Welcome to the members' saloon of one of the sweetest pleasures around, Om...

I had Partagas No4 yesterday which was divine and have just taken the plunge and ordered a box of Montecristo No4's and a small box of RyJ Puritos together with some singles from 1001cubancigars. Panto gave me a Spirit of Cuba which was mighty tasty also.

I've 1 Cohiba Robusto left and after that I don't think I'll smoke another cohiba for a while as I explore the rest :)

Thanks for all your welcomes, I can see why Panto recommended the forum as a friendly bolthole

[G-man]

Welcome to the Nut House ,to keep sane U must smoke at least 1 a day!
Welcome to the greatest gar site in the world. Nonagressive and friendly.

[edmundo]

Ha ha! Loving the Blind Date reference, that's priceless! Welcome and thumbs up to the Cohiba preference, they are fucking amazing!