Big_T_UK
17-10-2009, 04:43 PM
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A continuing series of unexpected cigars have been arriving. I contacted the sender of the second parcel (the first had no name or return address) and he confirmed it was a bomb for me and I said thanks. But there have now been NINE parcels. I met for a drink and smoke with Jimmeh last night and explained I have had a very “strange” few days with the postal service. He gave me a funny look and tried to explain that he knew what was going on but had been asked not to say anything. He gave me his parcel in person but you should all know he was stingy compared to EVERYBODY else, LOL.
James explained that this was planned in secret from me under the auspices of being for an American friend of ours. I had been working under the impression that I was supposed to collect all the smokes then pass them on but from what James has said and some of the notes in the parcels it now appears that was a little white lie.
BEFORE I start gushing my thanks, or even smoking any of them, I need to confirm that EVERYBODY that sent a parcel to me did intend that they really to be for me, not our US friend, some of the notes in the parcels make this unclear. I do not want to smoke something that was sent to me to send to him, even though I now believe that was a work of fiction from the start.
I am just trying to confirm everything that came to me was meant of me.
So far I have parcels from:
Unknown sender (two sticks, including a Hose Piera).
Lascaux
G-Man
Skyhigh
Snooky
A parcel with the return address of Lynnhurst, whoever this is, please ID yourself.
Lee dub
I also had a parcel from Pantomimehorse but that was my “stick a stick in” one (cheers).
If you have sent me a parcel and you are not mentioned, or you can ID yourself on the list, the please let me know. I want to know when everything has arrived and I can stop sitting at the front door waiting for the postman to bring more goodies, LOL.
This is not my proper thanks message, but as I say, I want to make sure I have worked things out correctly. I have not even touched on the topic of WHY, that can wait will I know I am not hallucinating.
T.
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A continuing series of unexpected cigars have been arriving. I contacted the sender of the second parcel (the first had no name or return address) and he confirmed it was a bomb for me and I said thanks. But there have now been NINE parcels. I met for a drink and smoke with Jimmeh last night and explained I have had a very “strange” few days with the postal service. He gave me a funny look and tried to explain that he knew what was going on but had been asked not to say anything. He gave me his parcel in person but you should all know he was stingy compared to EVERYBODY else, LOL.
James explained that this was planned in secret from me under the auspices of being for an American friend of ours. I had been working under the impression that I was supposed to collect all the smokes then pass them on but from what James has said and some of the notes in the parcels it now appears that was a little white lie.
BEFORE I start gushing my thanks, or even smoking any of them, I need to confirm that EVERYBODY that sent a parcel to me did intend that they really to be for me, not our US friend, some of the notes in the parcels make this unclear. I do not want to smoke something that was sent to me to send to him, even though I now believe that was a work of fiction from the start.
I am just trying to confirm everything that came to me was meant of me.
So far I have parcels from:
Unknown sender (two sticks, including a Hose Piera).
Lascaux
G-Man
Skyhigh
Snooky
A parcel with the return address of Lynnhurst, whoever this is, please ID yourself.
Lee dub
I also had a parcel from Pantomimehorse but that was my “stick a stick in” one (cheers).
If you have sent me a parcel and you are not mentioned, or you can ID yourself on the list, the please let me know. I want to know when everything has arrived and I can stop sitting at the front door waiting for the postman to bring more goodies, LOL.
This is not my proper thanks message, but as I say, I want to make sure I have worked things out correctly. I have not even touched on the topic of WHY, that can wait will I know I am not hallucinating.
T.
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