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G-man
23-11-2009, 05:56 PM
This is the UPS slogan in the states. I never in my life would have thought ? They really mean what they say ! As I enter the brown store I realize theres nobody but me in it. So the young and polite gentleman asked if he could help me. I ask him to send 1 of my boxed to the United Kingdom," He says certainly and proceeds to measure and weigh the box.
He hands me a customs form and right before I fill it out he gives me a price of ! $129.35 ! You gotta be fucking nuts I reply in a very calm voice.
Now I know where they came up with "Go Brown"
A People shit themselves upon hearing the price!
B As U enter their stores they are getting ready to bend and jam you !
C They have hidden cameras capturing your every expression
to sell to a reality show called (I took it in the pooper while shitting myself)
D They wanted $129,35 for the same package that the United States Postal system shipped for $26.24 ! With less headaches

cj121
23-11-2009, 06:01 PM
Sounds like they're stuffing it right up the chocolate starfish there GMan:eek:

Cheeky buggerers.

G-man
23-11-2009, 06:41 PM
I had my steel trap pooper undies on ! So there will be non of that on my watch!
Left the clerk with dick in hand. Better luck next time Chump. They say a suckers born every day ! Not today. And I saved a BOTL $110 and some odd dollars.
Oh Mr. UPS !!!1 Score 1 for our team.

cj121
23-11-2009, 07:10 PM
Nice move mate. Makes you wonder how they get away with a price hike like that?:confused:

G-man
23-11-2009, 07:32 PM
Nice move mate. Makes you wonder how they get away with a price hike like that?:confused:


http://media.signonsandiego.com/img/photos/2009/11/13/bankrob_t352.jpg?980751187beea6fc26a3a9e93795d379f 58af1c4 (http://www3.signonsandiego.com/news/2009/nov/14/bank-robber-wearing-surgical-mask-sought/)
Their wearing Masks
Thats how

MaledettoToscano
24-11-2009, 03:59 PM
Bloody hell, that's really a robbery!

G-man
24-11-2009, 04:34 PM
Was a package for Alberto, tell me about it
Bloody hell, that's really a robbery!

MaledettoToscano
24-11-2009, 06:01 PM
I suspected as much.. thanks for saving me the huge shipping costs mate!:rock:

G-man
24-11-2009, 06:19 PM
Thats what I'm suppose to do friend !

roughrider
25-11-2009, 01:34 AM
U.S. Postal Service all the way. I've been using it for years for domestic & international shipping without any problems. Great service and excellent prices compared to FedEx and UPS.