Hello UKCF!

[reflex]

Hello UK Cigar Forum
I'm in the US and have been looking for a place that will openly discuss vendors and if they are legitimate. I hope I can shed some light on the vendors that I have delt with and to get info from the ones you all have dealt with so I can continue down this path of destruction we call cigar smoking.:smoke:
My names Gary
Live in California
Been smoking cigars for 5 years
I'm a Scorpion
Like to take long walks on the beach
And don't like mean people.:biggrin1::rofl:
Thanks

[kingcohiba]

good to meet ya gary! im brian....and i hate mean people too! so i kill them! plenty of talk on here about sources, i believe you may find a new place to buy your puros! i know i have....
:rock:

[MaledettoToscano]

Welcome to the forum Gary,

where in California are you from (somewhere near the sea I guess :p)?

[Lee Nub]

Welcome to the forum Gary :)

[reflex]

Welcome to the forum Gary,

where in California are you from (somewhere near the sea I guess :p)?
Use to be Huntington Beach :rock: But my job moved and now I live in Valencia :frown: Not a bad place but not the beach.

[MaledettoToscano]

I was about to say I love Valencia (Spain), untill I googled Valencia, CA :biggrin1:

[68TriShield]

Welcome from the right coast Gary...

[whisky77]

Welcome to the forum Gary.Hope you enjoy.:smoke:

[cj121]

A warm welcome to UKCF Gary.

Glad to have you along:smile:

[stephan]

Welcome brother!

I don't like mean people either!! You're safe here- just good people!!

[Nuno Sa]

Welcome to the forum Gary.

[monkey66]

Hi and welcome.

[peanutpete]

welcome aboard

[nicwing]

Welcome Re re re re reflex, didn't you used to be a Duran Duran song?

Anyhow, welcome to the forum, California, feels like half a world away, nice! Hope to get back there sometime!

Have fun here, we do!

[satch]

Hello Gary. I'm a new boy too. Just feeling my way with all this computery stuff. One finger typing, tongue stuck out, etc.

[Big J]

Welcome, Gary. I also live in So.Cal. :smoke:

[jdawg]

Welcome, Gary!

[skyhigh]

Welcome to the forum Gary.

[daverave999]

Hi there!

[rokkitsci]

My names Gary
I'm a Scorpion
Like to take long walks on the beach


WTF?! Now we have arthropods smoking stogies?

Of course you like to take long walks on the beach. All them bare feets to sting.

Tell ya... the folks (and other living entities) on this forum keep getting weirder and weirder..

[reflex]

WTF?! Now we have arthropods smoking stogies?

Of course you like to take long walks on the beach. All them bare feets to sting.

Tell ya... the folks (and other living entities) on this forum keep getting weirder and weirder..

It was a joke. I read some of the other intros and they were putting all this personal stuff down like when you read about the likes of a Playboy bunny so I figured I would do the same. :biggrin1:

I guess it's not as funny as I thought. :eyebrows: Go figure U.S. humor. :rolleyes:

[MaledettoToscano]

Oh no, it's actually quite funny allright, in more ways than one :rolleyes::biggrin1:!

[rokkitsci]

It was a joke. Go figure U.S. humor. :rolleyes:

So. It was a joke, eh? You think scorpions are funny, do ya? Them skittery, evil looking, pointy-tailed devils just waiting for an opportunity to do you in, eh?

Welp, I'll have you know that some of my best friends are scorpions, don'tcha know. Just last week, I had high tea with Phil and Dorothy, an lovely scorpion couple from Flounders-on-Bollocks, whom have recently had their flat redone to resemble a 4th century neo-Edwardian tuba. Very charming.

Go figure Brit humo(u)r. What you United Kingdomians find so hilarious about dressing up as women escapes me.