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cjlawrie
04-01-2010, 09:50 AM
I have consumed shocking amounts of alcohol over the last couple of weeks. So much so that yesterday was the first day without any alcohol for 2 weeks or so. Granted, the vast majority was social drinking though.

So today my tipple is espresso and tea!

saggel
04-01-2010, 09:52 AM
So today my tipple is espresso and tea!

+1 :rock:

Lascaux
04-01-2010, 10:19 AM
brandy in your espresso
and gin in your tea

rock on :rock:

daverave999
04-01-2010, 10:37 AM
I hear you there. I pretty much didn't stop in December. :D

cjlawrie
04-01-2010, 10:40 AM
I think my blood stream is about 90% wine. Must be all the French people I hang around that are a bad influence :)

Lee Nub
04-01-2010, 11:09 AM
I have hardly had a drink all 2009 after consuming over a litre of Jack Daniels on New years eve 2008, passing out and not remembering anything that happened after 11pm, including running down the street with a man dressed in lingerie, and having a firework hit my in the arse. ( I onley know this as my mate recorded the lot and has it on DVD)

I had quite a few beers on New years eve (2009) and am worse for wear for them still, dont know whats happened to me, cant take my alcohol anymore lol

Big_T_UK
04-01-2010, 11:51 AM
Lee, if even just half of what you tell tale of is true, we HAVE to go on the booze some time! LOL

T.

nicwing
04-01-2010, 11:53 AM
I'm with Big T although I draw the line at lingerie!

Lee Nub
04-01-2010, 11:58 AM
Yes its all true, the bastards filmed me. I sat there for an hour arguing with myself about breasts, WTF? , all you could here was them laughing. They also glued a little Stars and stripes flag to my forehead and stuck cocktail sausages up my nose. I awoke with them in place, didnt know who i was, were i was and then pulled the flag off. Still have the scar lol

cjlawrie
04-01-2010, 12:02 PM
That's hilarious - and an embarrassing tale....on film no less! I don't think I have every been that drunk as to allow that to happen to myself! You must have been comatose for the 24hrs following that!

Big_T_UK
04-01-2010, 12:03 PM
OK, I demand a beer session and NOW!

You had an argument with yourself regarding breasts? The answer you should be looking for is "Hello young lady and goodness me, it is true, the more the better!" and not "Hello young nurse, I want the operation and make them wobbly". They are better to look at than live with, I suspect anyway.

T.

nicwing
04-01-2010, 12:11 PM
I love the Steve Martin quote:

"I could never be a woman, I would just stay home all the time and play with my breasts"

Big_T_UK
04-01-2010, 12:16 PM
At his prime, the man was a comedy god.

T.

nicwing
04-01-2010, 12:24 PM
But lousy tits :849: