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celsis
25-01-2010, 04:39 PM
I was wanderin about in a beautiful haze,
When I met a little cat in black PJs!
Rifle!
Ammo belt!
BF Goodrich sandals!
He said, "What's the matter with you, baby!"

The above will mean nothing to you unless you've been to Saigon!

Well, I'm 55 but keep thinking I'm 25! The mind is 25 but the body is DEFINITELY 55! I work as a computer contractor, live in Scotland but work in Dublin. Quite a lengthy commute to work.

I'm married to a woman from Antioch, CA, and she is very houseproud, therefore no smoking in the Casa de Miguel! We have a a small conservatory, but I built it so it's not wind and water tight! I'll have to do something about that!

I was in the Merchant Navy/Marine for nearly 15 years and I guess that if it has a coastline, I've been there. Correction, I've never be to Myanmar, or as someone once sang, I've never been to me!

I support Hearts FC, drink Ardbeg and good Armagnac and smoke good cigars wherever they come from. To me, a good cigar always involves a good spirit and a good tea/coffee. Tea is always Earl Grey and the coffee, Java.

I've lived in Georgia, California, Germany and Denmark. Loved them all, but Denmark is the only country I would go back to live in!

I could do with losing 15 pounds in weight and my hair and beard are gettin awfy grey. I've had two heart bypasses and I'm now gonna get my gall bladder removed in the near future. Yes folks, there's bits falling off me as I write! At least my prostate is ok. So far!

well, that's me. If you wanna know any more, you'll have to be in a relationship with me. And I KNOW most of you are the wrong shape!

satch
25-01-2010, 05:06 PM
Good little precis there, Celsis.
Might do one myself when I've got time.
One fingered typist ahoy.
And they keep movimg the letters!

Boss Hog
25-01-2010, 05:14 PM
Thats a very nice read and has prompted me to do mine as well, so watch this space soon (hopefully)

jdawg
25-01-2010, 05:21 PM
nice bio, Celsis! :smile:

Lee Nub
25-01-2010, 05:58 PM
You sound like a very interesting fellow sir

Kdot
25-01-2010, 08:46 PM
[QUOTE=celsis;63137]I was wanderin about in a beautiful haze,

I support Hearts FC QUOTE]

Wow! :eek:
dont know many people who would admit to that!

:biggrin1:

HabanoSy
25-01-2010, 09:22 PM
Great bio Celsis... :top:

Cheers, HabanoSy

skyhigh
25-01-2010, 11:19 PM
Yes folks, there's bits falling off me as I write! At least my prostate is ok. So far!



Or as Billy Connolly would say "he shoved a dead tree up my arse!!" when he had his prostate checked.

celsis
26-01-2010, 08:39 AM
[QUOTE=celsis;63137]I was wanderin about in a beautiful haze,

I support Hearts FC QUOTE]

Wow! :eek:
dont know many people who would admit to that!

:biggrin1:

Lots of us around, my man! You're born a Jambo, you don't become one as with the Ugly Sisters.....

Deano
26-01-2010, 09:17 AM
Great stuff Celsis!

rokkitsci
26-01-2010, 11:55 AM
So many newbies...

Also possible some of the oldbies missed this too.

Thencefroms, for your entertainment, amazement, and enlightenment, I referentiate you to mineselves very own useless profile, already in progress, here (http://www.ukcigarforums.com/showpost.php?p=42132&postcount=1).