El Catador
28-01-2010, 11:39 AM
Brothers, I come to you, cap in hand, head bowed in shame, knees bent in supplication, to throw myself upon your mercy.
A bit like 'Princess Leia' in Star Wars - Episode IV (the first one), when she says 'Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope' - except she's a girl, in a dress and isn't wearing a cap, but you get the picture.
For you see my brothers, I have a great need, a need that only a fellow 'BOTL' could possibly begin to understand, or help with.
I'm seeking salvation from despair, redemption from damnation, etc, etc, yada, yada.
Namely I'm after a couple of (or even two) empty Cohiba Siglo VI Tubos. Don't ask me why, it's for a medical condition too embarrassing to talk about on an open forum.
In exchange for such bounty I am offering the lucky sender their choice of reward for their generosity, and have (below) included a selection of 'Primo Smokes' from which they may choose.
As any discerning seegar aficionado will confirm, these are treasures to behold indeed, and I would like to draw your attention to one particular fine example: The 'Trinidad' on the right hand side of the picture.
This fine stick (the centrepiece of any serious smokers collection, I'm sure you'll agree) was purchased in February 07 from a delightful 'Seegar Girl' in Miami, Florida (South Beach to be precise), on account of the fact that while I studied her tray of smokes, she kindly afforded me ample opportunity to admire her awesome rack, which she proudly displayed alongside her wares.
Unable to resist temptation (who is?), I purchased a pair of the said 'Trini's', and enjoyed one right there and then, with a wistful smile. The other I brought home as a treasured memento of the day, and it has been quietly ageing in my humidor ever since. Well until now anyhow.
It was indeed a fine smoke, though my memory of the event may be clouded somewhat on account of the 'skinful' of Margarita's I'd earlier consumed. However, should anyone decide to select this particular 'Puro' they should be aware that, like most things American and from Florida it's completely 'Mickey Mouse', but hey, if you pick it, it'll save me having to palm it off on some poor SOB in the 'Stick a stick in it' game. Along with the gawd awful 'Guantanamera' seegars and the 'Santa Clara' tubo (which was a present from my mother, God bless her).
Anyhow, assuming anyone is still reading this and has a couple of empty tubo's and a mind to play along. Just pm me what you'd like and consider yourself done (I mean consider it done).
P.S. In light of some recent apocalyptic bombings, I would like to assure any participants that should they inadvertently forget to remove the tubo's contents (whatever they may be), I will of course smoke them before they realise and ask for them back.
Many thanks 'Muchachos', that is all! :cowboyic9:
A bit like 'Princess Leia' in Star Wars - Episode IV (the first one), when she says 'Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope' - except she's a girl, in a dress and isn't wearing a cap, but you get the picture.
For you see my brothers, I have a great need, a need that only a fellow 'BOTL' could possibly begin to understand, or help with.
I'm seeking salvation from despair, redemption from damnation, etc, etc, yada, yada.
Namely I'm after a couple of (or even two) empty Cohiba Siglo VI Tubos. Don't ask me why, it's for a medical condition too embarrassing to talk about on an open forum.
In exchange for such bounty I am offering the lucky sender their choice of reward for their generosity, and have (below) included a selection of 'Primo Smokes' from which they may choose.
As any discerning seegar aficionado will confirm, these are treasures to behold indeed, and I would like to draw your attention to one particular fine example: The 'Trinidad' on the right hand side of the picture.
This fine stick (the centrepiece of any serious smokers collection, I'm sure you'll agree) was purchased in February 07 from a delightful 'Seegar Girl' in Miami, Florida (South Beach to be precise), on account of the fact that while I studied her tray of smokes, she kindly afforded me ample opportunity to admire her awesome rack, which she proudly displayed alongside her wares.
Unable to resist temptation (who is?), I purchased a pair of the said 'Trini's', and enjoyed one right there and then, with a wistful smile. The other I brought home as a treasured memento of the day, and it has been quietly ageing in my humidor ever since. Well until now anyhow.
It was indeed a fine smoke, though my memory of the event may be clouded somewhat on account of the 'skinful' of Margarita's I'd earlier consumed. However, should anyone decide to select this particular 'Puro' they should be aware that, like most things American and from Florida it's completely 'Mickey Mouse', but hey, if you pick it, it'll save me having to palm it off on some poor SOB in the 'Stick a stick in it' game. Along with the gawd awful 'Guantanamera' seegars and the 'Santa Clara' tubo (which was a present from my mother, God bless her).
Anyhow, assuming anyone is still reading this and has a couple of empty tubo's and a mind to play along. Just pm me what you'd like and consider yourself done (I mean consider it done).
P.S. In light of some recent apocalyptic bombings, I would like to assure any participants that should they inadvertently forget to remove the tubo's contents (whatever they may be), I will of course smoke them before they realise and ask for them back.
Many thanks 'Muchachos', that is all! :cowboyic9: