Our Rolling Story...

[Robusto]

I'm importing this thread from another forum I write on. It can turn out to be very funny indeed if everybody chips in.

It's simple. You add four words at a time to make a rolling story. It can go on forever.

Please join in!

I'll start.


As I squeezed my...

[Drewmidorn]

ample frame through the

[linfield100]

door on Cuba Airways

[daverave999]

I just about managed

[larrysputnik]

to sneak my oversized

[Robusto]

Rocky Patel in my

[Deano]

lubricated rectum which meant

[Robusto]

I wasn't gay, but...

[rokkitsci]

nevertheless sometimes enjoy shoving

[cohibaIV]

A small fat thing

[Robusto]

- if greased - between my

[Deano]

wife's armpit and lower

[larrysputnik]

nipple ring simultaneously connected

[Robusto]

via batteries to my

[linfield100]

outside CB Radio aerial

[Deano]

which receives gay broadcasts

[rokkitsci]

from Alpha Centauri while

[Robusto]

my Dusty Springfield temple

http://images.quickblogcast.com/90678-79154/DustySpringfield.jpg

[linfield100]

reverberates to the sound

[Robusto]

of my wrists stimulating

[Scottish_Cuban]

the air stewards left

[larrysputnik]

earlobe and her large

[Scottish_Cuban]

broken nose. she asked?

[linfield100]

Then suddenly, a great

[Robusto]

hairy and rather damp

[linfield100]

creature, covered in flies

[Robusto]

hovered just above her

[larrysputnik]

chanting, "I'm a hairy

[linfield100]

creature covered in flies"

[Robusto]

but please call me

[Scottish_Cuban]

Syphillus! its lovely to

[Robusto]

pull a Cuban from

[Scottish_Cuban]

somewhere moist, where are

[Robusto]

the most perfectly rounded

[cohibaIV]

Giro Scopic mega trons :biggrin1:

[Robusto]

which, when translated, means

[Scottish_Cuban]

meter long 60 gauge

[linfield100]

and only found in

[Robusto]

the handbags of gay

[linfield100]

vicars, who get them

[Robusto]

in the pulpit with

[linfield100]

any passing choir boys

[Scottish_Cuban]

that are full of

[larrysputnik]

pith and vinegar and

[Robusto]

cassock fluff up their

[Scottish_Cuban]

noses, sometimes even with

[larrysputnik]

a handful of grits :cowboyic9:

[daverave999]

or books of hardcore

[larrysputnik]

quilting and scrapbooking that

[Robusto]

gave them a stiff

[linfield100]

neck, through constantly looking

[Robusto]

up and down at

[daverave999]

the luxurious designs that

[Scottish_Cuban]

posters that looks like

[shed17]

snow flakes gently floating

[Alex]

a black smokey sky

[Robusto]

and a battered sausage

[linfield100]

wedged rather awkwardly up

[Robusto]

and down and up

[linfield100]

one of the choir

[Robusto]

boys who suddenly shrieked

[linfield100]

upon seeing another battered

[Robusto]

Saveloy that jumped bizarrely

[linfield100]

out of the Vicars

[shed17]

hand and onto his

[linfield100]

copy of Cigar Aficionado

[daverave999]

slathering hot grease over

[cohibaIV]

Padron 1926 40th Anv.....:eek:

[Robusto]

thus enhancing the taste

[Alex]

of a sausage in

[Robusto]

batter with a choirboy

[larrysputnik]

tsk tsk tsk tsk

[Robusto]

Was that alien interference?...

[Robusto]

asked the barmaid as

[linfield100]

she looked with suspicion

[Alex]

at his hand touching

[linfield100]

her large partagas D4

[larrysputnik]

which looks eerily similar

[linfield100]

in the right light,

[Robusto]

to a gigolo brandishing

[cohibaIV]

a big large gimps

[daverave999]

thick dark cylindrical tool

[linfield100]

and complete with batteries

[Alex]

a large Duracell bunny

[Scottish_Cuban]

that kept saying, what

[G-man]

into a dark wet

[Robusto]

problem with syntax I

[Robusto]

decree we now do seven decent words :biggrin1:

[shed17]

hey, it might start to make sense :biggrin1:

[Scottish_Cuban]

put some lime in your coke ya'nut

[Robusto]

I actually do not have any nuts.

[Scottish_Cuban]

did you lose yours years ago too?

[larrysputnik]

What was that word again? What was

[Robusto]

chemical castration? Is it still in vogue?

[Scottish_Cuban]

if it is i`ll eat my shorts!

[Stogiedog]

Barcardi, crushed ice, mint, lime, Mojhito.

[Robusto]

are what man-boobs screamed out for

[Stogiedog]

down folkestone harbour pubs one summer evening

[Robusto]

where being glassed is commonplace you know

[Major_Tom]

especially when sporting a stetson and a

[Robusto]

pink boob tube with a Siglo VI

[Major_Tom]

tucked behind one ear ...which is a

[Robusto]

neat way to declare that you are

[larrysputnik]

the type of guy that wears suspenders

[Robusto]

when you are off-duty and banging

[Major_Tom]

on folks' doors to annoyingly hand out

[Robusto]

back issues of mags about speedboats and

[Alex]

fast cars, loose woman, drugs and alcohol.