Greetings from the BONNIE BANKS !

[MarkSDMF]

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen !
Thought id introduce myself as I'm new to the forum.

Nothing much to say really bar I'm excited to get posting and building a bit of banter with you fine folk.

Mark.

[Kdot]

Hullo!

[bambini]

Welcome!

Just a quick question (being totally facetious), but I noticed in your interests that you like psychology jujitsu. Is that a new branch of psychology that I've not heard of? ;)

On a more serious note, I noticed in your interests that you like psychology. Professional or amateur? it's just that I dabble.

Most importantly though, tell us about your links with cigars! :cowboyic9: What do you smoke? How long have you smoked for? Cubans? etc., etc.

[bopmachine]

hello and welcome!

[MarkSDMF]

Thanks for asking bambini !

With regards to the psychology jiujitsu its like what is seen in ''The men who stare at goats'' ?
Nah I joke :P
My intrests in psychology are purely intrests, no profesionalism what so ever. Mainly combative psychology spawning off of the jiujitsu.

My links with cigars only started recently, about 5/6 months ago when a friend brought back a cheap stick from florida and after that i decided i rather enjoyed it. Bought myself the largest selling stogie ever (monte no4) and thats that. Bought my first humidor last week and chuffed much :P

[Gary]

Welcome to the forums chum!

[bambini]

New humi, eh? Hence the avatar? It's a bit hard to see what's in there but it looks like quite a tidy collection.

[TJCoro]

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen !
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:lol: Ladies??? We got ladies http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/blackhair.gifaround here? Let me at 'em! http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/guntootsmiley.gif




http://houseofsmileys.com/user/img/r08q1013timmo/bag.gif Ignore that last comment, muchacho. Ray Jay:lol: is such a cu:censored:hound. :tsk:


http://www.pic4ever.com/images/127fs1601347.gifWelcome to this fine forum, senor :willy: skidmark...try to enjoy your stay! http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/twister3.gif

[MarkSDMF]

Yeah its a nice little starters collection so far lol.

There are 5 Dannemann Tubes
1 Monte No4.
2 petit Che (gift from mother coming back from holiday.)
1 Quarom Tres Petit Corona
1 La invicta Tres Petit Corona
1 Carlos Torano Dominicos Tres Petit Corona

[MarkSDMF]

HAHA Thank you TJ
With characters like yourself about im sure ill have great fun.

;)

[Lee Nub]

Welcome to the forum sir, like yourself i started with an odd one on holiday. Now my life has been changed by those evil little buggers (the cigars, not our fine members :41:)

[Seriesteve]

Aye Aye and Welcome from a wee bit further north :sheep:
Ss

[MarkSDMF]

Aberdeen im guessing then Steve ?
I Was staying in a village called belhelvie about 8 miles north of 'Deen for about 8/9 months last year haha. :)

[Seriesteve]

Aberdeen im guessing then Steve ?
I Was staying in a village called belhelvie about 8 miles north of 'Deen for about 8/9 months last year haha. :)

I suppose the Sheep gave it away LOL
I know Belhelvie very well, you're never sure are you :thumb:
Ss

[Big J]

Welcome:smoke:

[MarkSDMF]

So why do you know Belhelvie well then steve ?
Not exactly a place you'd go shopping now haha

[Soulmanure]

Welcome to the forum sir, like yourself i started with an odd one on holiday. Now my life has been changed by those evil little buggers (the cigars, not our fine members :41:)

Same here--the beginning of the end it was. Welcome aboard. :849:

[El Catador]

Hello and welcome good sir!
(Bloody hell this place is gettin' over-run wi' jocks http://www.pic4ever.com/images/afro.gifthese days - Still, lucky for you, we English embrace http://www.pic4ever.com/images/bighug.gif 'ethnic diversity')


A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.
Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.
Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand
on your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first
three pennies?"

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HAHA Thank you TJ
With characters like yourself about im sure ill have great fun.

;)
Under no circumstances should you speak to this person - he's like 'Hanibal Lecter', once he gets in you head... your DOOMED!
http://www.pic4ever.com/images/SEVeyesB08_th.gif
Doomed I tells ya!

[peanutpete]

welcome along

[monkey66]

Hi and welcome.

[MarkSDMF]

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.
Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.
Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand
on your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first
three pennies?"

Thanks very much for the warm welcome Gents.
I can tell im going to have a good laugh here if nothing else.
As me old man says:
''if ye cannae huv a laugh, whit kin ye huv...''


My girlfriend isnt too happy with me spending as much as i have in the past week on stogies and a humidor lol.
Oh well, needs must right ? :P

[eggopp]

Welcome Mark hope yu enjoy your stay here... Nice list of humi contects by the way... Thats a nice days smokes, what you got for tomorrow?? :41:

[MarkSDMF]

Well to be honest with you mate, Im really unwell at the moment so not smoking so much.

But on the other hand i would only have a smoke maybe twice a week.
I cant afford to be buying a lot of cigars a week on a students salary :|
lol

[eggopp]

Oh no.. poorly, i got a plan.. i will come and smoke your sticks for you hehe :cowboyic9:

[MarkSDMF]

Haha im sure i will find the strength to remain watchfull over my mini humi :P

[eggopp]

Dont forget when you cough you spasm and when you sneeze you close your eyes and thats when they vanish!

So your into Psychology i see... thats my field of expertise (ish) :eek:

[MarkSDMF]

Haha you wont take my cigars Mr. Eggpop. I shall make sure they are well protected, seeing as i cant afford to replace them at the moment !! HAHA
:P

Yeah Im quite into psychology. Mainly combative psychology and how people deal with confrontations but ive noticed my mind tends to wonder all over the place with the subject haha.

I notice you have a motor bike ?
I like my bikes, more a cage man however. :P

[eggopp]

Confrontation is in my field... how to confront a Humi and demoralise the owner and then in for the kill. :biggrin1:

[MarkSDMF]

:L:L

Hahaha.
Shouldn't you demoralise the owner before hand so your able to get close to the humi ?
Can you tell ive done this before ? :L

[G-man]

Ello and hello.

[TJCoro]

Oh no.. poorly, i got a plan.. i will come and smoke your sticks for you hehe :cowboyic9:


Haha im sure i will find the strength to remain watchfull over my mini humi :P


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http://www.smilys.net/aengstliche_smilies/smiley5310.gif Would somebody, anybody, please...please...PULEEEEEZE http://www.smilys.net/smiley_opfer/smiley1600.gifbomb the eggman?



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I can't take anymore of this fu:censored:ing prattle!!! http://www.smilys.net/smiley_opfer/smiley778.gif





http://houseofsmileys.com/user/img/r08q1013timmo/bag.gif

[eggopp]

lol TJ, i dont need bombing, go bomb a newbie

[TJCoro]

lol TJ, i dont need bombing, go bomb a newbie



http://smilys.net/allg_smilies/smiley4310.gif Yo-Yo-Yo! If you believe that, I gotz me some super fine land in Florida I'd like to show ya'! http://smilys.net/allg_smilies/smiley4539.gif



http://houseofsmileys.com/user/img/r08q1013timmo/bag.gif

[MarkSDMF]

haha where did that come from ? :L

[moidoid]

Hi Mark, nice to have you with us.

I was going to say watch out for the crazies but I see they are your new friends.

[El Catador]

http://smilys.net/zunge_raus_smilies/smiley592.gif
Hi Mark, nice to have you with us.

I was going to say watch out for the crazies but I see they are your new friends.

Bloody hell - I hope you don't mean me?http://smilys.net/zunge_raus_smilies/smiley4630.gif

I thought I'd got my little 'problem' under control - what with the new 'Meds' an all! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry048.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

P.S. When are we gonna see you at the next herf?

[TJCoro]

haha where did that come from ? :L


:nerd: From the wacked-out minds of your fellow BOTL. :41:

http://houseofsmileys.com/user/img/r08q1013timmo/crackhead.gif BTW, Interesting smiley you got there (:L), straight from the http://smilys.net/smiley_comics/smiley742.gif '70s, no doubt. :)


Names http://houseofsmileys.com/user/img/r08q1013timmo/bag.gif Boy, Bag Boy, and I think it's time senor http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:fYF7C69wpskOMM:: questionmark upgraded his technology.

[MarkSDMF]

Lmao haha.

Im an original type of guy here :P
Im not big on smillies etc... Especially on forums, but when used appropriately (like above) it does muse me muchly haha :lol:

Better ? :P

[skyhigh]

welcome to the forum.

[MarkSDMF]

Skyhigh Im a huge fan of seasick too !

Just thought id let you know :P

G'night folks.

[davidruddell]

Welcome to the UKCF

[Pandyboy]

Welcome to the forum.

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[MarkSDMF]

Thanks chaps !

Hope you lot of "dafty heids" (as my paw used to say) ha ve a good day.

Off for a smoke and a coffee.
:smoke:

[snooky]

I see i dont need to say it, but enjoy the forum.:smoke:

[MarkSDMF]

Cheers Bud :)

[HabanoSy]

Hi Mark...

Welcome to the UKCF... :41:

Cheers, HabanoSy