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rokkitsci
02-03-2009, 12:51 PM
Had to fire the new maid.

More's the pity, as she was very good at her job.

But I walked in on her unexpectedly and caught her raiding my stogie stash!
Robusto
02-03-2009, 01:03 PM
Glad she didn't grab your small panatella, Rok.
Delightful use of airbrush in there for a wad of decorum.
Very nice. :biggrin1:
Rufus T. Firefly
02-03-2009, 03:07 PM
Send her over to my house. I'll give her full employment.:evil:
cohibaIV
02-03-2009, 03:57 PM
Me first....:41:
TJCoro
02-03-2009, 04:12 PM
Had to fire the new maid.

More's the pity, as she was very good at her job.

But I walked in on her unexpectedly and caught her raiding my stogie stash!

Mr. Rokkitsci:

:shocked: Now that you fired the bitch, which, IMO, was a giant mistake:knuddel:, perhaps you can now afford a real humidor. :eyebrows:

:bandit: Names TJ, TJCoro, and sometimes bigger IS better. :41:
TJCoro
02-03-2009, 04:21 PM
:bandit:Senor Rokkitsci,

I hope you don't mind if I "borrow" your X maid for a few days.:nerd:

Names TJ, TJ Coro, and I love my avatar!:becky:
daverave999
02-03-2009, 04:28 PM
You can't get the staff nowadays...

How did you come across her in the first place?

[I sense hours of amusement with photoshop at some point in the future]
Robusto
02-03-2009, 05:33 PM
Masterorock.

You and I discussed women and cigars in the flesh recently. I said YES as long as they had big ones.

You're not so aroused, are you? :biggrin1:
cj121
02-03-2009, 07:43 PM
Well, looks like she's took the band off: must be going down to the :censored:.












Nub actually:tongue:
rokkitsci
03-03-2009, 03:52 PM
Interesting story, there, eckshully.

I was attending a meeting of Lithuanian Beggar Dwarves Who Weave Porkloins Into Their Hair and stepped out on the balcony to take a few hits off a... well, we don't need to go into specifics.

As I was enjoying a few tokes, I was approached by the charming young lady shown in my "gotcha!" photos, who sideled up sinuously and asked me: "How's the rain on the rhubarb?"

Well, one thing led to another and the next thing I knew, we were riding off into the sunset on my llama, listening to the latest Guy Lombardo on my 8-track. I awoke three days later with a splitting headache in a sleazy cheese shop in Tiajuana. My llama was gone, as was my entire collection of zircon-encrusted navel lint pickers.

The rest, as they say, is history.


You can't get the staff nowadays...

How did you come across her in the first place?

[I sense hours of amusement with photoshop at some point in the future]
Deano
03-03-2009, 06:43 PM
Guys, dont want to get OTT but can we put NSFW in the thread title if we're showing boobies et al, just so some of our people who visit from work don't get in trouble!
Robusto
03-03-2009, 07:01 PM
What does NSFW mean, mate?
Code for filth?
Jithell
03-03-2009, 07:08 PM
Not Safe For Work
Robusto
03-03-2009, 08:20 PM
Cheers, Jith.
Great avatar there. :biggrin1:
Jithell
03-03-2009, 08:32 PM
A lot people say i look a lot like Jack Nicolson, I don't see it myself:stupid:
Robusto
03-03-2009, 08:43 PM
I thought you were Vera Duckworth there.
Must be blind, mate. :biggrin1:
cj121
03-03-2009, 08:58 PM
Lets not have any effin Coco jokes folks:biggrin: I'm doing my best:p
Robusto
03-03-2009, 09:00 PM
Gorgeous eyebrows.
cj121
03-03-2009, 09:03 PM
Hey, I'mma gladda you like. In real life I have about ten each side, hence the slap.
Jithell
03-03-2009, 09:14 PM
I was thinking Wurzel Gummidge
Deano
03-03-2009, 09:15 PM
Code for filth - you got it first time lol. Just a safety feature for the workaholics.
cj121
03-03-2009, 09:21 PM
I was thinking Wurzel Gummidge

No, it's definately Jack Nicholson:biggrin1: ; )
TJCoro
03-03-2009, 10:38 PM
A lot people say i look a lot like Jack Nicolson, I don't see it myself:stupid:

:whistle:Well, senor Jithell, your avatar does remind my of a Jack, but it's not Nicolson. :laugh:

:bandit: Names TJ, TJCoro, cruisin' on the edge of the abyss again
cj121
03-03-2009, 11:10 PM
Hey TJ, long time no same thread. Hoping all is well your end of the pond?
TJCoro
03-03-2009, 11:41 PM
Hey TJ, long time no same thread. Hoping all is well your end of the pond?


:violin:Thanks for noticing, senor cj, but I've been suffering lately from the recent loss of my sweet, naked avatar. :p:p:p:(

:mad2: Damn the man!!! :thefinger:

Names TJ, TJCoro, feeling the loss, feeling the shame. :embarassed:
Robusto
04-03-2009, 06:19 AM
You make a neat ladyboy, though.
TJCoro
05-03-2009, 12:45 AM
You make a neat ladyboy, though.


;)
cj121
05-03-2009, 05:50 AM
Love you long time springs to mind! But lets not go there.

Am I right in thinking your 'status' has changed to 'Moderator' TJ?
TJCoro
06-03-2009, 12:19 AM
Love you long time springs to mind! But lets not go there.

Am I right in thinking your 'status' has changed to 'Moderator' TJ?

Yep! But that's Mr. Moderator to you , CJ. :biggrin1:

:bandit: Names TJ, TJCoro, ...don't forget to tip your Moderator