Sunday SAAAAMOKE

[G-man]

:smoke:The Legends Series is a very special project that has grown enormously in popularity among our customers, as well as our suppliers. Rewind to the past, we asked 4 of the world?s top cigar makers to create the best damn cigar they could, with two constraints. 1) Each cigar had to be 5.75? x 54 in size and 2) the cigar has to retail under $5 per cigar. It became free game, as each maker did the rest of the work, comprising a blend that he felt was the ultimate handmade, dollar for dollar. Since this time, 8 more top-notch makers have joined in the fun, with several others chomping at the bits to accompany them. That?s Legends, a ?best of the best? collection of boutique beauties that epitomize the cigar industry?s true talent.

Nestor Plasencia is a natural fit when it comes to the Legends Series. His role in the cigar industry is limitless. For one, he grows and owns a large majority of the tobacco used to create cigars throughout Central America. In fact, the cigar you?re enjoying right now probably includes tobaccos from his farms. Secondly, he rolls cigars for today?s best brands, including Rocky Patel, Gurkha, and Alec Bradley, to name a few, in his various factories throughout Central America. Of course, he makes a generous handful of cigars under his own label, which are downright delicious

Nestor?s blend for the Legends Series easily ranks among the finest cigars to come out of any of his factories. The outer leaf is dark and oily, a Broadleaf maduro that?s chock full of flavor. Inside, a well-aged mixture of Cuban-seed Nicaraguan long-fillers awaits, ready to release a medium-bodied bouquet. The flavors are rich and deep, with toasty notes of wood and roasted coffee, with ample spice to complete each puff. Smooth down to the nub, the Legends by Nestor Plasencia is top-notch all around.

Category: QUICK-IES
Cigar Size: 5.7" x 54 ring
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[Robusto]

A Petit Edmundo in my cabin and outside in the sun before playing a hometown gig. Beautiful.

Bit fed up with boozed up milfs who come into the playing area and flop over the pedals and shit. We shove em out of the way so we can keep playing. The deep joy of boozer rock when you're not in the mood for it.

[larrysputnik]

A Petit Edmundo in my cabin and outside in the sun before playing a hometown gig. Beautiful.

Bit fed up with boozed up milfs who come into the playing area and flop over the pedals and shit. We shove em out of the way so we can keep playing. The deep joy of boozer rock when you're not in the mood for it.

Oh you poor rock star. I feel so sorry for you having drunken women throw themselves at you night after night.

Lucky fucker. :hail:

[G-man]

Wackum with your sticks like your playing wipeout!LOL

[Stogiedog]

Hoyo de Monterry Epicure No1 good mild smoke.

[Drewmidorn]

Bit fed up with boozed up milfs who come into the playing area and flop over the pedals and shit. We shove em out of the way so we can keep playing. The deep joy of boozer rock when you're not in the mood for it.

I know exactly what you mean.... and then they don't even have the decency to sleep with you.... well not often! lol

D

[Robusto]

I knocked back a Petit Edmundo before heading into town to a partisan gig. It lifted my move hugely, but I just didn't feel like playing. It happens now and then.

I manage to feel low and conceal it. Think of what it's like for Petula Clark.

I found some sex somehow.
C'est ca, la vie de l'artiste.

[Boss Hog]

A Petit Edmundo in my cabin and outside in the sun before playing a hometown gig. Beautiful.

Bit fed up with boozed up milfs who come into the playing area and flop over the pedals and shit. We shove em out of the way so we can keep playing. The deep joy of boozer rock when you're not in the mood for it.

Your lucky it's not a boozed up gilf, not bad though sometimes, as they can at least take their teeth out for you!!

[Robusto]

LMFAO!

Not heard of/experienced a gilf - not actually heard of one! - but I've sussed the code and am now visioning those busy gums...

[nicwing]

LMFAO!

Not heard of/experienced a gilf - not actually heard of one! - but I've sussed the code and am now visioning those busy gums...

I just worked it out too...EEEEEEUUUUUUWWWWWW:nono::nono::nono::nono::n ono:

[Robusto]

Think tea cosy and smile...

[Drewmidorn]

You're all lucky... the singer in my band... well he's always on about DILFS.

[larrysputnik]

You're all lucky... the singer in my band... well he's always on about DILFS.

LMAO! Well to each his own, right? That's all I ever had hanging around our shows back in the day. Of course, I never refused a free drink... but I should probably feel guilty about that. :41: It's a good thing I don't though. :rock:

[Robusto]

DILF

I need a translation for that one.
Is it dogs?
The first three letters tantalise.

[Robusto]

Dogs/dildos I'd like to fuck.

It's a hard one.

[Robusto]

Dwarfs/dwarves/midget porn?

[Robusto]

Dykes?

I've got to go to work but this will be back-burnering me all day...

[Mr Moore]

dudes I think

[Robusto]

Disappointing... :(

[Robusto]

Still, each to his or her own. :biggrin1:

[Drewmidorn]

Dads!

[Robusto]

lol

[larrysputnik]

That's funny. DILF is the same name Robusto uses for Drew. :smoke:

Sorry. :banplease:

[Robusto]

Revenge is a dish best served cold.


I don't understand the DILF motivation at all, but I guess I wouldn't.
Do you ever think you have lived a closeted life?
Do you, Larry?

[Boss Hog]

DILF

I need a translation for that one.
Is it dogs?
The first three letters tantalise.

I was way out. I was thinking Disabled!!

Reminds me of when I got thrown out of a hotel in Runcorn for asking
"Is porn channel in the room disabled?"
They said they didnt cater for my sort!!!

[Mr Moore]

This thread is spiraling into the murky depths of wrongness...

[G-man]

:afraid: Im afraid This tread has been treadjacked ? :lever: :faint:

[TJCoro]

Revenge is a dish best served cold.


I don't understand the DILF motivation at all, but I guess I wouldn't.
Do you ever think you have lived a closeted life?
Do you, Larry?


:yo:Senors, I respectfully step aside. :yield:

Mr. Robusto, He's is all yours! :fight:

:bandit: Names TJ, TJCoro, and I still smell Sulfur! :flute:

:smash:

[larrysputnik]

Yeehaw! :cowboyic9:

[cj121]

A post, post here: driving down the M1 North Sunday afternoon between York and Skelmanthorpe with the remnants of an Upmann Corona Junior. A lil' skinny for me, but tasty (she cried)

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