It Would Be So Nice

[Robusto]

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Starts today.
Lighting up time from 1405. :cowboyic9:

[cj121]

Nice Bryan, planning stick time already:smoke:

Hope that's the mainstay of your homework.

[Stevieboy]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_npVuxx3medM/SCp64df5C5I/AAAAAAAADJo/XYnGSk3hOdo/s400/Madonna-Holiday-253830.jpg

Starts today.
Lighting up time from 1405. :cowboyic9:

Jammy bastich!!! I'm off at the end of next week though so not too bad :p

Will I hear the sound of a PE being lit at 2:05??

[Robusto]

After I've raided those shack plugs from PC World or Comet!
I'll then light up and be switched on down there. :)

[Robusto]

Gentlemen.

It had to be a Partagas D4. Because I love these buggers to death - and because my humi only has three trusted makes of cigar in it anyway lol.

I blasted for Britain as soon as I could this afternoon. Exit was a bit delayed because - and I thought this would happen today - we received notice of potential redundancy after lunch when the kids had gone home due to my school amalgamating with another.

I was not kept behind as my job is not threatened. I have been waiting for the all clear for two months or so, and have recently been losing sleep about it.

Forgive me if the pictures seem more than typically self-indulgent :rolleyes:, but BOY did I enjoy my first smoke of the Easter break!

Like you, I can smoke great-tasting cigars til the cows come home, but have no taste for alcohol.

However, tonight I shall try and get semi-plastered, so if you're opening a bottle or cask tonight, think of this tiny tot drinker trying to get partially fuzzled for one night only. :eek:

I find it impossible to get wankered, but I'll have a crack...

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[nicwing]

Gentlemen.

It had to be a Partagas D4. Because I love these buggers to death - and because my humi only has three trusted makes of cigar in it anyway lol.

I blasted for Britain as soon as I could this afternoon. Exit was a bit delayed because - and I thought this would happen today - we received notice of potential redundancy after lunch when the kids had gone home due to my school amalgamating with another.

I was not kept behind as my job is not threatened. I have been waiting for the all clear for two months or so, and have recently been losing sleep about it.

Forgive me if the pictures seem more than typically self-indulgent :rolleyes:, but BOY did I enjoy my first smoke of the Easter break!

Like you, I can smoke great-tasting cigars til the cows come home, but have no taste for alcohol.

However, tonight I shall try and get semi-plastered, so if you're opening a bottle or cask tonight, think of this tiny tot drinker trying to get partially fuzzled for one night only. :eek:

I find it impossible to get wankered, but I'll have a crack...



:smile::rolleyes::smoke::rock::biggrin1::cool::p:s mile::rock::rolleyes::cool::cowboyic9::cowboyic9:: cowboyic9:

Delighted for you Bryan, have a great break!

[TJCoro]

:cowboyic9:Quick question senor Robusto....how do you take your most excellent pictures:hmmmm2:? Does someone take them for you? Do you simple use the timer to take it yourself. Very professional, IMO.

But WTH do I know, I'm just a simple...well, you know.:willy:

:bandit:Names TJ,TJCoro, and I love the pics others post here.:thumb:

[Stevieboy]

Love the pics Bry - you're such a bloody poser LOL!! :rock::rock:

[cj121]

He's great isn't he, stuck in that stick-shagging shack of his:rock:.
Read my sig!

[cj121]

I can imagine all sorts of stuff going on:biggrin1::eek:

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Oops there's some copyright on this one, I might have to pull it?

[Robusto]

Love the pics Bry - you're such a bloody poser LOL!! :rock::rock:

You are right, Stevieboy. I'm so sorry, but I can't help it. :smoke:

cj - Filth!

TJ - Sometimes I do it all myself, and sometimes others lay on hands.

In defence of my pervery... We discussed cigar diaries on here. Instead of those, I like a good cigar porn self-portait.

The sofa's coming tomorrow. Sorry - but there'll be a deluge.

Why don't some of you lob in your own portions?

[cohibaIV]

:smoke:Great news for you mate, shit time but at least your in the clear....:rock:

Have a tipple mate and enjoy..

[cj121]

:smoke:Great news for you mate, shit time but at least your in the clear....:rock:

Yeah good point there Dale, fair play

[Robusto]

I am doing so, Dale.
Thank you for those kind thoughts.

In all honesty, smoking a plump cigar makes me feel self-confident.

I love holding a cigar, brandishing it. All those things you can do with a cigar. (I'm being serious. I'm not Monica perving here - for once!).

I am quite a cigar show-off.

I love walking with one in my mouth. I love making a show in the car at traffic lights.

A fat cigar is an actor's prop.

I'm not a good actor, but I love walking into pubs and gigs with a cigar on. Of course I mean I LOVED doing that, but it's clamped down on now and is forbidden.

I'm not a complete mental nightmare when out and about, but I certainly do like people to notice me smoking cigars and to watch.

If I was younger and a hunk, it would be understandable. I just have to get on and do my best with these looks lol and as a 50 year old male.

I enjoy my cigars to the full these days - and that's probably because I was a guilt-ridden paranoid weirdo about being seen smoking in the past.

My next personal triumph lol will be to use a great stogie shot as my Facebook profile pic. I haven't quite got the courage for that yet, but it will come. It's easier to lob them in this forum as we're all addicts to varying degrees. :biggrin1:

Meanwhile I'm at a wedding on Sunday and I intend to blow rings round everyone. :smoke:

In short - I like to show off with my stogies, and it could maybe be linked to performing music???...

[cj121]

Beautifully honest Bryan. Lets face it, you're a

Exhibistickionist:first:

[Mr Moore]

Beautifully honest Bryan. Lets face it, you're a

Exhibistickionist:first:

CJ
Thats awful.

[Stevieboy]

CJ
Thats awful.
Correct!!

CJ- that was some stretch mate. I'm laffing to myself as it was soooooo bad :smile:

[Robusto]

Beautifully honest Bryan. Lets face it, you're a

Exhibistickionist:first:

I think it's bloody marvellous! :849:

[G-man]

I think it's bloody marvellous! :849:
Professer alls clear and U are safe ! Thats great news.
Now get off this bloody forum and take Your Ars to the pub and get all lit up. U have earned it and thats an order! Now be gone mate!:eek::41::hail::smoke:Shamokin:smoke:

[Stevieboy]

I think it's bloody marvellous! :849:

You would :p

[larrysputnik]

Cheers Bryan :smoke:

[Robusto]

Holiday - Day One

Overcast.
I'm going to take a load of garden rubbish and metal stuff like dead barbecue things to the tip.
I'm going to mow the lawns.
Effectively I will gain brownie points with my missus.
I'm going to look through some boxes of old photos for some schoolmates I haven't seen since I left school and may scan them for Facebook.
I will look forward to an ample tasty cigar in my shack with a good brew and a lot of quiet sometime this afternoon.
Day seems good!

[cj121]

Correct!!

CJ- that was some stretch mate. I'm laffing to myself as it was soooooo bad :smile:

The saving grace was Bryan's approval, message received though chaps ;)

[Stevieboy]

The saving grace was Bryan's approval, message received though chaps ;)

Keep them coming though CJ - I love a good pun but much prefer a bad one :tongue:

[Robusto]

cj

I didn't know who Ron Jeremy (?) was.
Is your avatar a character from some chick flic?
Hugh Grant with a special zit?

[cj121]

Keep them coming though CJ - I love a good pun but much prefer a bad one :tongue:


Thing is Stevie, once I get going, I could easily end up reading a right tw&t. You've seen some of the other sh!te I've put up:eek:

I'll 'curb my enthusiasm':41:

[cj121]

cj

I didn't know who Ron Jeremy (?) was.
Is your avatar a character from some chick flic?
Hugh Grant with a special zit?

Ol' RJ was a super star in his day. I'll change my avatar to a pic in his heyday for a day or so seeing it's en vogue. Be quick though as he's off sharpish.

Re 'B@ll@ck chops', I found the picture on google: I was searching for the antithesis for all the studs flying around the site:smoke: