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    El Rey del Mundo Tainos – Orchant Selection

    Size: 7 x 47 (Churchill / Julieta No. 2)

    Age: 2001

    Smoke Time: 2 hours and 15 minutes.

    Source: C.gars

    Drink: Water

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    WARNING! I GOT (VERY) CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS REVIEW!!!!!

    Since it’s a sunny day and I haven’t had a cigar since Tuesday (cue miniature violins), I decided to fire up one of my better smokes – an ERdM Tainos. I bought two of these as singles and had one as my special birthday smoke. I remember being incredibly impressed by it, but since I’d had a fair few drinks when I smoked it I couldn’t be sure that my opinion was unbiased. So I decided to smoke and review this one when stone-cold sober in the cold light of day.

    Appearance: This is one ugly stick! Ok, so I’ve been smoking quite a lot of NCs recently and I’ve got used to shiny maduro wrappers and a bit of cheap bling, but even by Cuban standards this cigar wouldn’t win any beauty contests. If it was in the modelling business, it would only get work advertising brown paper bags!

    The surface of the wrapper is covered in thick, ugly veins and has a gnarled, lumpy texture. It has a bit of discolouration and a few flaky patches. On the plus side, the cigar feels firm but springy all the way down. She’s ugly, but at least she’s up for it!

    The pre-light draw unsurprisingly reveals a pronounced flavour of high quality tobacco and cedar with hints of citrus.

    After sparking up, the first couple of puffs produce nothing but a bland tobacco taste. I’m on the verge of serious disappointment. Then something magical happens: The blandness gives way to an intense taste of grapefruit mixed with the resinous flavour of pine needles and the tiniest hint of mixed spice! This is glorious!

    But there’s a slight problem. As if to remind me that pleasure comes at a price, the draw is a little too tight. Not uncomfortably so, but I’m having to puff a bit harder than I’d like to. This has the effect of teasing and tantalising me: the flavours are amazing, but I can’t quite get enough of them in each puff.

    A few puffs later and the draw has opened up nicely. Now this cigar is showing itself in its full glory! The body is progressing from mild to medium, and I’m hit with a kaleidoscope of flavours! Grapefruit remains dominant, but the pine and mixed spice become deeper and richer. They are accompanied by the wholesome taste of buttered toast and the combined creaminess and acidity of sour cream.

    As I move into the second third, the kaleidoscope becomes even more intense. I’m approaching sensory overload. Without picking up in strength, this cigar is seriously challenging my palate. I’m tasting flavours that I’ve never tasted before and I honestly can’t put a name to them all. I can still detect grapefruit, spices, pine, toast and sour cream. I’m also getting honey and dried herbs, but there are other flavours that I really can’t put my finger on. They are delicious, but I’m becoming sharply aware of my own inexperience and limitations as a reviewer. Sorry guys, I'm afraid that this is the best I can do.

    After this intense taste sensation, the final third settles into something more sedate and familiar. At this point, familiarity is comforting. The grapefruit recedes into soft cedar, spice and herbs. I’m still experiencing awe at how amazing this cigar is as I start burning my fingers. It’s with a feeling of deep regret that I finally lay it to rest.

    What more can I say? I can’t remember the last time that I’ve been this pleasantly surprised - no astonished, by a smoke. The Tainos catapults itself into my top 10 cigars and is a serious contender for my best ever smoking experience. I’ve fallen in love. If this cigar was a woman, you wouldn’t be immediately attracted by her looks, but she would turn out to be your soul mate!

    Crashing back down to earth, I suppose that I’d better give this cigar a rating. After removing a few points for ugliness and a slightly tight draw to begin with, I can give it no less than 95 points. And C.gars has no more in stock!
    Last edited by crusse; 23-08-2012, 08:21 PM.
    If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.

  • #2
    Ohhhhhhh crusse! How can you do such a review and end it with "And Cgars has no more in stock"...

    What a review, just makes me want you try one now
    Last edited by H4rty82; 23-08-2012, 07:57 PM. Reason: Cant spell...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by H4rty82 View Post
      Ohhhhhhh crusse! How can you do such a review and end it with "And Cgars has no more in stock"...

      What a review, just makes me want you try one now
      Thanks mate, and sorry about the lack of availability.....I really wish there were more of these about, I for one would snap them up in no time!
      If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.

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      • #4
        That twice in 3 days Ive read an incredible cigar review where I wanted to smoke the cigar, buy the tee shirt and....... I cant order the cigar!! Lol. Brilliant review crusse, really enjoyed it mate
        "A good Cuban cigar closes the door to the vulgarities of the world".

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        • #5
          Great Review. I particularly like the comment:
          "She’s ugly, but at least she’s up for it!"
          Like many women I have had the pleasure of knowing (excluding of course the current Mrs Wardjrz).

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Wardjrz View Post
            Great Review. I particularly like the comment:
            "She’s ugly, but at least she’s up for it!"
            Like many women I have had the pleasure of knowing (excluding of course the current Mrs Wardjrz).
            lol....me too mate, me too. But this cigar really proved that substance can win over style - despite being ugly, it was delicious!
            If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.

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            • #7
              Wow,fantastic review!! Those cigars don't seem to come up very often do they but when they do!!!
              "The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana cigar."

              Evelyn Waugh

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              • #8
                Cracking review, now i want to try one....

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                • #9
                  Really enjoyed your reveiw mate!
                  Ron White Quotes
                  I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
                  Ron White

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                  • #10
                    Excellent review Crusse. Thoroughly enjoyed it. I have a MAW gifted one in the humi, and yes they're not the prettiest.

                    But, for yourself and the lads looking for some. I think there's some at Mitch's Glasgow shop. They're not showing out of stock.

                    Welcome to Robert Graham Whisky Cigars, where you will find a vast range of the finest whisky and cigars available online.
                    If you want to, you can.
                    And, if you can, you must!

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                    • #11
                      .... and for a box.

                      If you want to, you can.
                      And, if you can, you must!

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                      • #12
                        Thanks Tippexx, getting positive feedback from one of the forum's top reviewers means a lot, especially since I'm really quite new to writing reviews. And thanks also for the link, I'll definitely be getting some more of these come payday!
                        If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.

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                        • #13
                          Nice 1st review, put a smile on my face midway through todays deluge of work
                          Exploring the world - one smoke at a time.

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                          • #14
                            Last one I had was butt-ugly and smoked great.
                            Originally posted by Simon Bolivar
                            Little medical correction there Steve, you will surely die...but not from smoking these

                            Originally posted by Ryan
                            I think that's for lighting electronic cigarettes

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                            • #15
                              Great review!

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