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    So, if the Mayans are right.......and this Christmas is the last one we'll see....... what would be your last day on earth cigar ?
    If you got 'em, smoke 'em !

  • #2
    Party Lusi 03 (or monte ge, I'm very decisive!) although a last Day on earth might involve a few cigars! And lots of alcohol, no hangover, no mouth like Gandhi's flipflop, all good!

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    • #3
      i would probably make an arse of it and try n gaffa tape a few together in blind panic, the lit one would fall off as the heat melts the glue on the tape, that would fall onto my foot in turn i would drop the lot grab my burnt foot, hop around screaming, trip and fall down the stairs and die before midnight - hence wasting the opportunity so?? i would grab the smallest and shittest stick i had n sit cowered in a corner grumbling to myself...

      OR - I would grab my humi and bez over to Martins place for a first n last herf to end all herfs before the wife n kids got a look in
      Andy

      Looking for Monte Sublimes if you have any?

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      • #4
        lol...... that's about the saddest story I've heard in a while.

        Norman Wisdom smokes a cigar.
        If you got 'em, smoke 'em !

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Bigboned View Post
          OR - I would grab my humi and bez over to Martins place for a first n last herf to end all herfs before the wife n kids got a look in
          And you'd be more than welcome mate, 1,000 cigars, 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds... you can start a cigar every 1.4 minutes right?? ;D

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Zigatoh View Post
            And you'd be more than welcome mate, 1,000 cigars, 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds... you can start a cigar every 1.4 minutes right?? ;D
            ill bring gas for the lighter too!!!
            Andy

            Looking for Monte Sublimes if you have any?

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            • #7
              My day would involve a day trip to Ajays or JJ, a shotgun and a day long standoff with police. Of course I would put this time to good use.

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              • #8
                I have to say that back in 2003 (?) I think.......in one 24 hour period I did smoke 27 big cuban cigars.

                All torps, churchills and robustos.

                And I shook like a leaf for the next 24 hours.
                If you got 'em, smoke 'em !

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                • #9
                  I'd light every Cuban in my humidor and open every bottle of whisky I have in my collection - I have more bottles than Cubans.

                  Whether or not the word ended I'd not see the following day, but what a final day.

                  If you bring sticks I'll share whisky.

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                  • #10
                    I'd buy out Cgars and have a 'end of the world' mega herf. Would start a week early of course! Bring sleeping bags lol!

                    iExplore on my Tappytalk part duex

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Wardjrz View Post
                      I'd light every Cuban in my humidor and open every bottle of whisky I have in my collection - I have more bottles than Cubans.

                      Whether or not the word ended I'd not see the following day, but what a final day.

                      If you bring sticks I'll share whisky.
                      Ill be round your house :-)

                      Sent from my Galaxy S2 using the force

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                      • #12
                        The Mayan's didn't live in Norfolk...the End of the World would bypass here...everything else does..

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                        • #13
                          Where are you in Norfolk mate ?
                          If you got 'em, smoke 'em !

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                          • #14
                            Nr Downham Market....

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                            • #15
                              I must have passed your door near enough on the way to Peterborough last week.

                              Now that I think of it.........there was a rum smelling cloud I drove through.............
                              If you got 'em, smoke 'em !

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