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    Plucked this from elsewhere on the interweb where it was listed as a joke....

    Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment.
    The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, "We didn't have this 'green thing' back in my earlier days."

    The young clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."

    The older lady said that she was right -- our generation didn't have the "green thing" in its day. The older lady went on to explain:
    Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.

    Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things. Most memorable besides household garbage bags was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags. But, too bad we didn't do the "green thing" back then.
    We walked up stairs because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.

    But she was right. We didn't have the "green thing" in our day.

    Back then we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts. Wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.

    But that young lady is right; we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.
    Back then we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.

    But she's right; we didn't have the "green thing" back then.

    We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blade in a r azor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.

    But we didn't have the "green thing" back then.

    Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service in the family's $45,000 SUV or van, which cost what a whole house did before the"green thing." We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.

    But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the "green thing" back then?

    Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smart ass young person.

    We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off... Especially from a tattooed, multiple pierced smartass who can't make change without the cash register telling them how much.

  • #2
    I have to agree with all of this (except the tattoo and piercing part as we are not all bad haha) ,being young myself it does piss me off how people of my age view the older generations these days.
    Everyone should believe in something ... I believe I'll have another cigar

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    • #3
      This is a recycled story but so relevant. You can add to it that little boys got penknives as birthday present and we all used to go play in the woods with sheaf knives strapped to our belts but no one ever got stabbed except for the occasional mishap playing chicken.
      'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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      • #4
        Here is another - it's why I am a grumpy old goat!

        SCHOOL - 1950s v 2014



        Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.

        1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
        best friends.

        2014 - Police are called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them
        with assault.
        Both expelled even though Johnny started it.
        Both children go to anger management programmes for 3 months.
        School governors hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes.

        --------------------------

        Robbie won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

        1950s - Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the
        Principal.
        Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

        2014 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD
        - result deemed to be positive. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability
        payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a
        disability.

        --------------------------

        Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a
        whipping with his belt.

        1950s - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
        and becomes a successful businessman.

        2014 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster
        care; joins a gang; ends up in jail.

        -------------------------

        Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school.

        1950s - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with, Passes
        exams & becomes a solicitor.

        2014 - Police called, car searched for drugs and weapons.
        Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Ends up as a drop out.

        --------------------------

        Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night, puts them in a
        paint tin & blows up a wasp's nest.

        1950s - Wasps die.

        2014- Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic
        terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers
        confiscated.
        Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly in an
        aeroplane again.

        --------------------------

        Johnny falls over while playing football during morning break and scrapes
        his knee.
        He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. She hugs him to comfort him.

        1950s - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing football.
        No damage done.

        2014 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
        faces 3 years in prison.
        Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
        I'm sure there are greater things in life than a fine cigar ........... but right now I can't think what they might be.

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        • #5
          Old School.

          The irony of the "recycled" story is... plastic bags can be recycled...at least that's what we do down my way.

          Perro, el Perro

          Haha! I recycle 'em every time I visit the throne
          sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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          • #6
            Take a number, old man!

            Originally posted by Robert747 View Post
            Here is another - it's why I am a grumpy old goat!
            Harrumph! That makes TWO of us; THREE if we count se?or tripleXXX...and I think we can.


            Perro, el Perro
            sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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            • #7
              +1 makes four of us! fed_up.jpeg
              'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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              • #8
                Tis the truth!

                Tapatalk Mobile.
                www.buypurple.com

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                • #9
                  Can someone break this down i cant be arsed reading the full story. Been a long day

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                  • #10
                    It basically says that the younger generation want everything now and therefore don't take the time to do things though but have the nerve to harp on about recycling

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                    • #11
                      head hurt

                      Originally posted by Sean View Post
                      Can someone break this down i cant be arsed reading the full story. Been a long day

                      haha i no what you mean chico to my eyes this is way too many words and hurts my head it would be good if a guy would break it up for us lol

                      bb
                      sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by TJCoro View Post
                        haha i no what you mean chico to my eyes this is way too many words and hurts my head it would be good if a guy would break it up for us lol

                        bb
                        That's why it has paragraphs BB
                        'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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                        • #13
                          little brain

                          Originally posted by PeeJay View Post
                          That's why it has paragraphs BB
                          haha that is good point in my view because some do not do that and should be strangled but do paragraphs have less words lol it still has more words than a legal tweet if i am honest but that is just me good day i said good day

                          bb
                          sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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