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14-08-2009, 11:42 AM
Just got home to two lovely El Rey del Mundo courtesy of Whisky77, thanks matey!!! :cowboyic9:

(Think they're Choix Supreme?)

14-08-2009, 12:05 PM
Good bombing...!!!

What a kind fellow that Mr Whisk is... :41:

Cheers, HabanoSy

14-08-2009, 03:28 PM
:nerd: You've been getting "bombed" so much lately, I suspect you are in need of a new humi...

Perhaps something like this...

http://www.ukcigarforums.com/gallery/files/2/1/3/6a0bc2c3f562386a16478e98d8d9d386_674_thumb.jpg (http://www.ukcigarforums.com/gallery/files/2/1/3/6a0bc2c3f562386a16478e98d8d9d386_674.jpg)

Why don't you ask your mum if she'll buy it for you? :lol:

:bandit: TJ

14-08-2009, 03:36 PM
That TJ is such a bitch!

14-08-2009, 04:45 PM
Just got home to two lovely El Rey del Mundo courtesy of Whisky77, thanks matey!!! :cowboyic9:

(Think they're Choix Supreme?)

Have you smoked the one you got on the walk? I'm thinking about sparkin' mine up soon.

:bandit: TJ

14-08-2009, 04:47 PM
That TJ is such a bitch!


14-08-2009, 04:52 PM
Nah. I can't even remember what he said it was?

15-08-2009, 01:29 AM
Nah. I can't even remember what he said it was?

:nerd: I thought it was the El Rey De Mundo Choiz Supreme, but not sure. But I remember he told us it was 15 years old! :top:

I wrote down the name somewhere:hmmmm2: and will let you know when I find it

:bandit: Names TJ, TJCoro, and senor :nerd: serious is quite :41:cavalier about his FIFTEEN YEAR OLD PURO!!!:eek:

15-08-2009, 07:58 AM
:eek:Spanked Again!:eek:
:smile:Oh Butt,don't it feel so good:smile:


15-08-2009, 08:58 AM
Have had one of these in the humidor for the last few months, but haven't got around the smoking it yet, will be interested to hear what it's like.

Here TJ, is that you own personal stash? If so VERY impressive!

15-08-2009, 02:34 PM
Here TJ, is that you own personal stash? If so VERY impressive!

Sorry senor GMan, not sure what you're referring to...the 15 year old puro or a pic of the humi that I post from time to time? :dontknow:

Names :bandit: TJ, TJCoro, and I'm selling my puro stock to senor sic. :laugh:

16-08-2009, 05:59 PM
I have a white and red card that tells me I must bother the Postmistress for something of quality in the morning.

16-08-2009, 06:48 PM
Sounds nice Bryan, go bothering at the earliest opportunity:smile:

16-08-2009, 09:50 PM
Bother away and post pics immediately...!!!

Watcha get...? watcha get...?

Cheers, HabanoSy

16-08-2009, 09:53 PM
The Postmistress.

16-08-2009, 10:00 PM
The Postmistress.

:top: LOL!!!

I won't tell :gossip: if you don't :flute:

Cheers, HabanoSy

Boss Hog
17-08-2009, 08:26 AM
The Postmistress.

I went out with a girl from a post office once. She was first class and always came the next day!!

17-08-2009, 09:07 AM

Thank you My Man! :cowboyic9:

Two El Rey del Mundo beauties out of the sleeping packet from Deal Post Office.

I have not had a cigar since last Tuesday. I have spent most of the last week in Derbyshire at my in-laws' house with my closest. I loaded up my travel humi with some fat bastards for a decent smoking opportunity. I took my load with me to my friends' house where we ate. She (my friend) randomly started a conversation about how a smoker she knows is having cancer treatment on the NHS and SMOKES and how it shouldn't be allowed. My friend knows I love Havanas, so I took this as a sign that I shouldn't smoke there and thought Fuck That by the end of the meal anyway.

My in-laws live in a Miss Marple village. They are wonderful people who don't know what smoking is. They had to be driven everywhere by us as he is too old to do that himself now. One afternoon they all drove off to buy a bird table from a garden centre and I settled myself in their summer house overlooking the village church with my light in my hand and my D4 fat and tasty in my mouth.

But I bottled out.

I just thought I can't fume up the wall and floors of a special place of one infirm.

So my cigars have been on a 500 mile trip with me.

Craig - I'm throwing etiquette to the wind. I'm not resting or otherwise lubing up these unboxed cigars. One of them will be my re-introduction to cigar blitzing after nearly a week off the drugs.

I tell you something. I know I could give this habit up really easily because I haven't had the bends or rigor mortis once, and I haven't had perverted cigar dreams, either.

But it's time to enjoy one again.

And with yours, Craig, the brown territory is today a virgin's.

Many thanks, Sir. :cowboyic9:

17-08-2009, 09:18 AM

My in-laws looked at some pictures we took the week before last when shuffling around in Brussels. In one picture, I'm standing outside Davidoff with my head in the air looking sexually satisfied.

There was some chat about what I was doing in front of a shop window with hookahs, cigars and pipes. And why I looked blissful.

At the end of some joshing - which, de-coded, meant "He smokes cigars" - my mother-in-law tickled the bare sole of my right foot as if to say Get You! or Oooh Betty!

With some people, you reach an understanding without having to mouth the boredom of the truth. A deep meaning in a foot-tickling gesture.

I was in a novel. I was 50. I was accepted as the real me.

I once saw my wife's brother utterly randomly pull out an impressive pipe at my in-laws' home, tamp it up with countryside hedgerows, pull and blast a fucking stadium of smoke through their living room, and nearly kill everyone within whiffing distance.

My in-laws are not those nagging English sorts who disapprove of everything. They sat rather stoically, made no comment and sort of died in the fug.

I just don't know whether to light up in circumstances like these, but they are such sweet people, my in-laws.

If they were gits, I'd probably Havana honk them without giving it a second thought.

And now I'm off with a strong brew to sit in the shady quiet of my own back garden and I'm sexing up with El Rey del Mundo.

Welcome back to Havana bliss.

Cheers again, Craig. :smoke:

17-08-2009, 11:05 AM
"One of them will be my re-introduction to cigar blitzing after nearly a week off the drugs".

Just like old times then mate.:41: