should i be worred

[peanutpete]

should i be worred? let me exlpain, its my birthday in a few days and to my complete surprise my better half asked me to recomened here some cigar shops, so without thinking gave her the names of the ones mentioned here ) so whats the problem your thinking, well after getting over the shock of her wanting to buy me cigars i realised that on sell at these shops are the following
gxxxxxxxxxxxxxa,hamlets,villagers,, see the problem now,so it got me thinking if any one else has had some unwanted cigar presents from loved ones and how did you react?or

[TJCoro]

She Should Know Better!

...so it got me thinking if any one else has had some unwanted cigar presents from loved ones and how did you react?or

Nope! Folks who give me puro related shit know better....


...well, except one* ( )


But that's just me.... BJ, BJCoro


*just kiddin; old boy. I actually love my "V cutter" Just noticed the "Bolivar" inscription the other day....very cool!

[Kdot]

I was faced with the same problem last month, however I dropped enough hints and ended up with three boxes of different LEs!

[whisky77]

receipt?

Tell her they are fantastic, just what you wanted, and then later ask if she if she still has the receipt.


Best of luck Pete!

[peanutpete]

I was faced with the same problem last month, however I dropped enough hints and ended up with three boxes of different LEs!

i would have (and i will next year now i know she does not mind buying me cigars ) but at the time i was to stunned and now its to late

[Boss Hog]

I had exactly the same problem a few months back, birthday comes ended up with some horrible machine rolled german things.

Without hestiation I blurted out "What the F**k are these things?".
After 5 mins of ranting and moaning about ungreatful I was, I dealt her the killing blow.
"Would you rather I lie to you, darling? tell you there lovely, cant wait to smoke one? Our marriage would be based on lies, where would it end? once you pop you just cant stop. So really, I'm doing you a favour by being open and honest"
She bought it for a good 45 seconds before I got battered.

My advice to you would be if you some, suck it up and send them out to someone in secret santa!!

[kingcohiba]

Man! That would be a bummer! I'd like to think my wife has seen enough of the cigars I smoke and her fair share of boxes etc. That she wouldn't buy me bad cigars......woukd be a good time to quiz her I guess as my bday is coming up. My advice if u get dog rockets....smoke one and tell her how nice and mild it is and sell them to new smokers! My neighbor might want them....he prefers villigers to high end sticks....keep us posted!

[Pantomimehorse]

theres a bloke at work that heard me talking about cigars and suddenly appeared with a few boxes of Wintermans thinking Iwould be delighted, had to fake smile say thanks etc, thank fuck he hasnt given me anymore!

[daverave999]

You never know, she might have done some research or will go on price? If there's nothing you can do about it don't stress. Pointless. Just be grateful even if they are shite.

That said, I recall a top story about a cunningly disguised cigar gift. Perhaps from Stevieboy? Whoever it was will know and hopefully post it.

[Stevieboy]

boo hoo. you poor baby. That must have upset you greatly eh lol

jammy bastich

I was faced with the same problem last month, however I dropped enough hints and ended up with three boxes of different LEs!

[cj121]

Nope! Folks who give me puro related shit know better....


...well, except one* ( )


But that's just me.... BJ, BJCoro


*just kiddin; old boy. I actually love my "V cutter" Just noticed the "Bolivar" inscription the other day....very cool!

Hey TJ, you're not supposed to cut your V with it
Glad you found the real reason I sent it over mate as it reminded me of your morning Bonita and cup o joe

[TJCoro]

If I had only known!

Hey TJ, you're not supposed to cut your V with it
Glad you found the real reason I sent it over mate as it reminded me of your morning Bonita and cup o joe

Very thoughtful...very thoughtful, indeed, senor CJ!

Sorry it took so long to discover the inscription.

BJ, BJCoro


The boy rides the short bus, don't ya' know.


I used to ride that bus, Now I DRIVE the bus!


Will they let me play with me balls on the short bus?


(Hurumph!) The short bus was invented for boobs like you idiots.


I'll take a "short bus" over a NuB, everytime!

[El Catador]

I feel for you man.

After spending years trying to perfect 'the look', . . you know the one I'm talking about, . . the one you have to give when you've just opened your presents on Christmas morning only to find that your 'nearest and dearest' has given you something so unspeakably tacky you wonder how the hell you've ended up related to them, but still, you have to smile and say 'it's just what I always wanted - thank you'.

This year, why not do as I've done, find what you really want on t'internet (some great links on this site), order it, go to the 'checkout' and then invite the person in question to input their credit card details.

Everyone's a winner, and no trudging round the shops.
Genius.

[peanutpete]

ok got home and there is a box on the table just a plain brown box with swiss post stickers no name of sender that i can see.
Now do i try to carefully open the box and see whats inside and than try to seal it up again (but you know ill just fuck it up and she will be on to me) or do i wait till tommoro and see if i can keep smilling even if they turn out to be real shit sticks

[misterbulgarin]

I wonder what runs through the mind of a near-clueless wife/gf when it comes to ordering singles for your bf/hubby. Not knowing which is good or bad, liked or disliked. Oooooh lottery!