Who the hell lives in Beiglum?

[G-man]

So today I recieve a white paded envelope with the words ? printed in 2 places on it. No name return sticker that reads
If undelivered return to
PO Box1808
EMC Brussels
Beligum
The content was 2 CC cigars !
Juan LOpez no2
Punch ? Not a clue
Thanks to whomever sent these fine smokes but you really didn't have to!
Now who the F lives in Beligum ?
AT THIS RATE I'LL NEVER GET MY HOME REBUILT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anybody willing to help a 1 arm bandit rebuild? LOL

[saggel]

That's massive bombing!!!

[daverave999]

That would be me. I always forget to put my name in... Christ knows why it says Belgium on it though, that's definitely not where it came from.

Enjoy Mike!

[rokkitsci]

Confused

If undelivered return to
PO Box1808
EMC Brussels
Beligum

Mikey, your post is entitled "Who the hell lives in Beiglum?" whereas, above you make reference to Beligum.

Depending on which of these is correct, I believe I can be of help to you.

If your el bombola originated in Beiglum, the the sender was indubitably one Senor Pablo "Padre" Fritzm?ssen, a former Nazi SS trooper, enjoying asylum in one of the unincorporated areas near Swaziland's fennel funneling districts. He is being investigated by Green Peace as a potential candidate for poster boy in their upcoming "Save The Homeless Wombats" campaign; however they are having some difficulty in verifying his claimed 9.4 second time in the 100 metres.

On the other hand, if your bombasta came from Beligum, then it most probably is a re-gift from Horace dePeuw Van Slitherington-Worth McMc, the notorious Monopoly $20 bill forger who attempted to steal the famous Da Vinci pickled gallstones from the display case in Victoria Station, last August next.

hth

[nicwing]

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[G-man]

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