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Since several of you adoring, sycophantic, fans have seen fit to praise my humble efforts at relating my cigar smoking experience with some selected stoogies (I hesitate to call them "reviews" in light of my inferior tasting ability relative to the eminent BullGrabbin. His discriminating paulette, f'rinstance was able to distinguish during his evaluation of my prized and beloved El Fuma del Suomi that: "The fermented Turkmenistani llama intestine wrapper imparted a wonderful flavo[u]r to this handsome Culebra. 
I was able to determine this was due to the influence of the stinkweed that the llamas had been grazing upon, the nuance which I easily detected.")
So, I thought that if you truly enjoy my prattling and would like more, I would initiate something I was thinking of calling "The Rev's Raving and Ranting Stoughie Reviews." (Yes, I are a actual ordained minister, qualified and certified to perform wedding ceremonies. [As well as funerals, wakes, confirmations, bar mitzvahs, brises {the money for these is lousy, but I make it up in the tips}, baptisms, exorcisms, cabalistic ritual metamorphoses, and post-mortem llama sanctification.] Either that or "Cigars am Us." Or maybe I would even start up a little contest for you chaps and chapettes out there to come up with a name. And we could vote on whichever name we like best. And then we could have a nice naming ceremony, consiging many stoughgreys to the flame as sacrifices. And wear our leathers and high-heeled fuck me shoes and ... ummm... err.... may have got a bit overboard there. However, I'm sure you get my meaning, catch my drift, as it were.
Discuss.
Okay, that's enough.
So but however anywaze, I don't intend to yakkety yak about just any see-gar I smoke, rather just only those which you lurvley UKCF-ers want me to prattle about.
Thence, if you have a particular stowghey that you'd like me to describe of which my smokingness, you needs send me one or more to sample of which to my humble abode at:
13? Battersea Power Station
Sedgewickenham-on-the-sea-upon-Truffle
Phlegm, Brightensfordshireton, FU2 U81, Unitered Klingdom
So, I thought that if you truly enjoy my prattling and would like more, I would initiate something I was thinking of calling "The Rev's Raving and Ranting Stoughie Reviews." (Yes, I are a actual ordained minister, qualified and certified to perform wedding ceremonies. [As well as funerals, wakes, confirmations, bar mitzvahs, brises {the money for these is lousy, but I make it up in the tips}, baptisms, exorcisms, cabalistic ritual metamorphoses, and post-mortem llama sanctification.] Either that or "Cigars am Us." Or maybe I would even start up a little contest for you chaps and chapettes out there to come up with a name. And we could vote on whichever name we like best. And then we could have a nice naming ceremony, consiging many stoughgreys to the flame as sacrifices. And wear our leathers and high-heeled fuck me shoes and ... ummm... err.... may have got a bit overboard there. However, I'm sure you get my meaning, catch my drift, as it were.
Discuss.
Okay, that's enough.
So but however anywaze, I don't intend to yakkety yak about just any see-gar I smoke, rather just only those which you lurvley UKCF-ers want me to prattle about.
Thence, if you have a particular stowghey that you'd like me to describe of which my smokingness, you needs send me one or more to sample of which to my humble abode at:
13? Battersea Power Station
Sedgewickenham-on-the-sea-upon-Truffle
Phlegm, Brightensfordshireton, FU2 U81, Unitered Klingdom
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