Folkestone Hinterland, Sun 26 Oct 2008

[Robusto]

Dean - new Vicar of this parish - and I intend to meet over a drink and a good cigar or two near Folkestone, Kent, UK, this Sunday evening. By chance, we live fewer than 30 miles apart so this will be a convenient point to meet, shake hands and hit the stogies.

We will be creating our own interpretation of the Transatlantic Firing Squad Vignette for the occasion, and will no doubt frighten the local peasants in the process. The hardcore media end-products will feature on here soon after.

(I say peasant in a French way there, possums. No slur. No slur).

If anyone from planet earth from the site happens to be in our neck of south-east Kent, please declare here and we'll send you a multimap.

It will be akin to this, but with no blood, traumatic politics or carking it:

[Montesmoke]

Thats great that other members are starting to herf, hope you both have a great time smoking fine cigars

Get some pix to post up on the herf section too.

Have a good one chaps

Monte.

[Robusto]

We've had to re-schedule this for next week as the weather is bloody awful in SE Kent today.

[Robusto]

Might just have to knock off a just-received NUB in my cabin later as a form of compensation.

[larrysputnik]

Are you "Nubbin'" one out?

Nevermind - that was dirty humor.

[Robusto]

I like filth, Joe, but don't get that.

Is it like knocking one out?

Is that in the same tent?

[Robusto]

Oooooh! Matron!

This is informative.

I approach it as a linguist, naturellement.

http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/nubbin

I went to another flick, really.
As confounding as faggots.

[Robusto]

I think nothin cock is brilliant!

To bed for a think about the cigar.
Ta ta.

[larrysputnik]

I like filth, Joe, but don't get that.

Is it like knocking one out?

Is that in the same tent?

In the U.S. we sometimes say "rubbing one out" instead of masturbating. Bad joke, I know.

[Robusto]

If we're not choking chickens, we're spanking monkeys all over the UK.
It's enough to make one call the RSPCA if one can still manage to see the dial.

After all that animal action, I fell asleep.
So I shall indulge in the luxury of a mid-morning indolent smoke on a street terrace in Canterbury somewhere on my break from work today.