A R M A G E D D O N

[saggel]

The End Of Time has come. The Angel of Darkness has arrived to Battle God itself. And all these are happening this very moment on my desk. We are not talking about Bombs anymore! Nagasaki, Hiroshima and 9/11 where just fireworks compared to what lies on my desk.

The generosity of some fellow BOTLs is beyond belief. I now know a bit of the feeling to pass a cigar you like to somebody but I am afraid I will never reach the level of this TOP BOTL. I am unworthy!

George, has sent me a sealed package of three Cohiba Siglo VI along with two more Cohibas to enjoy while praying the Lord to save my sinned soul.

Our very own Rocket Scientist, did it again. And this time did it HUGE.
I am sure you will all agree that this can't be called a bomb. That's the Mayan End Times Prophecy. Two years earlier.

George, if you thought that this could result in your getting the Top Bomb award, buddy you are so totally wrong. That's beyond imagination!

You really DO know how to put a smile (and a tiny-little-small tear) on somebody's face and therefore you do deserve many things that awards can not stand for.

Thank you George. I really DO appreciate it and I am sure you know that.

[Lee Nub]

"dogs and cats living together, "



Nice one George

[daverave999]

Blimey! Top bombing there!

[Deano]

Bloody hell. What's with all the bombing! Good work!

[tippexx]

I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea.

Philadelphia?

Ground zero shattered. Aim spot on!

[G-man]

By george Lil Bro

What have U done to deserve this ?
I'll tell you next week ! O K now
You have touched the souls of many here.
Just keep on being who you are and people
will gravitate to you forever.
Don't change a thing !
$.02

[G-man]

Cat dog

"dogs and cats living together, "



Nice one George

Indeed Rocketman

[MaledettoToscano]

Nice one George, though knowing him... are you sure these aren't his famous dogrockets dressed as Cohibas ?

[saggel]

are you sure these aren't his famous dogrockets dressed as Cohibas ?

I don't know about the other two...
but Siglos where sealed!!!!!!

[rokkitsci]

Uh-oh!

Oh dear!

Saggy, old grapefruit, we have a little problem here.

You see, I was preparing two packets simultaneously at the same time: One for you containing an assortment of my new flavo(u)red Culebras (anchovy, smegma, and head cheese); the other for the husband of the woman I didn't know was married who I had accidental sex with while we were trapped in a small bomb shelter which we both thought was a public loo.

So, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, do you think you might just send your misdirected stogies back to me. Or -- better yet -- p'raps you could send them directly to Killer. The husband. Of the mistaken lady. In the bomb shelter. PM me for the address.

In return, I promise to replace those highly-overrated, mediocre Cohibas with some truly superlative new vitolas I have discovered from Turkmenistan.

Meanwhile, I will be away from the forum for a while, owing to the fact that I must needs away to a safe haven for reasons which should be apparent to the most casual observer.

George, has sent me a sealed package of three Cohiba Siglo VI along with two more Cohibas

[El Catador]

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, or at least a not too distant relative if that chappie Darwin is to be believed!

I know that this proud country is not what it once was, having been brought to it's knees by political apathy, incompetence and greed, etc, but I'll not see it as some 'charity case' accepting hand-out's from these 'damn furiners' with there lardy-da ways.
Next thing you know that Oprah woman will be over here raising money for 'dem poor seegarless Britski BOTL'S'! Confound it man.

What next, a charity single, Bruce Springsteen and Stevie Wonder raising money for a humanitarian mission? Bundles of seegars being dropped from B52 bombers over the midlands?

Pack up them seegars I say, stick 'em in an envelope and post 'em back along with a strongly worded letter of protest.
Better still send 'em to me an I'll take care of it for you.
I'm looking forward to giving that patronising, devilishly handsome, smart arsed, witty, do-gooder, a piece of my mind!

P.S. There wouldn't happen to be, by any chance, anything in those tubes, .. would there?

[saggel]

I promise to replace those highly-overrated, mediocre Cohibas with some truly superlative new vitolas I have discovered from Turkmenistan.

George I love cigars from Turkmenistan.
Their taba(s)co certainly DO the job...

Please PM me his address and the stooges will travel with the next plane to his doorstep deep inside Asia. I'll send him all three half (oops sorry my bad) siglos IV (hm... I was never good at math...) and the two Naturos (isn't that their correct name) asap!

Please note: This is NOT a way to dispatch cigars from the US of A to ASIA through EUROPE! This is just a MISTAKE!

I was pretty sure that a mistake was made cause there were no llama meat and no new photo of the Yekaterina (btw, send her my kisses).

[saggel]

the husband of the woman I didn't know was married who I had accidental sex with while we were trapped in a small bomb shelter which we both thought was a public loo

Better still send 'em to me an I'll take care of it for you.

I shouldn't have said that publicly... but George have just sent me your address buddy...

anything in those tubes

used to be...

[monkey66]

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle...

would be news to me

[jdawg]

Damn, that is some top bombing ol' Rokkitman!!!!

Impressive smokes...