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    In a waking haze this morning (slept in due to a bout of insomnia last night) I hear the door and my wife answering it down stairs from what I assumed was the safety of my bed. Pleasantries exchanged the door closes and a clomp, clomp, clomp up the stairs.... Must be a dream but no, In her hands is a box like none other. A box that could just contain an average adult sized head! A box that makes her look perplexed as much as it makes her tremble with fear. She see's the markings and knows that it can be nothing but death and destruction barely restrained by a think layer of tape. As any good wife would do, she threw the box at me and ran like hell!

    Wiping the morning from my eyes reveals it's from an American source... Tennessee to be exact...but not from the one and only person I 'know' in Tennessee but from some character calling himself Shuckins?? Well the USPS declaration on the box says 'Assorted Collectibles' so what harm could come from opening it? Boy was I wrong!

    The Lot



    From the Left



    To the Right




    The damage...

    5 Vegas Classic - Great smoke
    Padilla Habano - Personal Favorite
    601 Black - Very good smoke...but what else do you expect from Pepin??
    Crown David Exhibit (natty?) - New to me
    CAO Sopranos - Like the CAO but never had the Sopranos line
    Punch Double Corona - new to me
    Man O War - Oh, Hello AJ Fernandez!
    Tabacos Baez - Pepin, enough said
    A Fernandez Signature - See MOW...another beauty from Abdel.
    Cain Habano DOUBLE TORO! - What a 6"x60 monster
    RP Edge Maddy - All time favorite #1 stick hands down
    RP 10th Anny ITC - Yep, Rocky Patel
    Crown David Exhibit (maddy?) - New to me again
    Secretos del Maestro - New
    Occidental Reserve - New but have heard a few rumblings about this one...
    Padilla 1932 - Yes please! and was packaged in the super sweet cigar case



    Can't a guy just keep his head down and mind his own business around here?? Aren't we all entitled to a nice relaxed morning now and again Do I need to hire some muscle for the front door now? Do we always have to be vigilant of preemptive strikes from abroad ?

    In all seriousness I can only say WOW! WOW, WOW, WOW! I don't know exactly how I ended up on your radar...nor do I know how you got the coordinates . But consider yourself on notice...sleep with one eye open, crap with one leg out of your trousers, sniff every bite of food before you eat it, and never sit in the front seat on a bus. I have your number (and will find out who gave me up ). It might not be tomorrow, it might be next week, but it won't be May 11th since I'm traveling that day...But I will get you

    Many, many thanks Sir you went well above and beyond with this and I'm greatly appreciative of your kindness.
    Trying is the first step toward failure.

  • #2
    v. v. nice

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    • #3
      Another Shuckins Victory , hes kicking the hell out of us guys.


      A great selection there mate, enjoy them

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      • #4
        Nice bomb he's one hell of a gernerous guy.

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        • #5
          Think you had better ask your postie how his hernia is next time you see him Sean. Look's like Shuck's has rumbled your lair and sent in a bunker blaster.

          Lovely lookin' smokes though mate!
          If you want to, you can.
          And, if you can, you must!

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          • #6
            That man was born to bomb

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            • #7
              This guy is a one man weapon of mass destruction! Enjoy Sean!

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              • #8
                another direct hit! good man shucks
                Lover of fine Cubans since 2006

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                • #9
                  Is this man the Cigar God?
                  He certainly seems to answer many prayers.

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                  • #10
                    The Mad Bomber strikes again!!!

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                    • #11
                      I don't get it.

                      When I bomb someone it's usually to get rid of the dogrockets that are stinking up my humidorii ("Hey, they're Brits, they don't know NC's aren't supposed to turn your humidor green").

                      This shuckins chap drops incendiaries containing stuff that I drool over in the cigar adverts but can't afford.

                      I'm beginning to believe there really is a Cigar Fairy.

                      Ummm... errr... I don't mean "fairy" in the sense of... ahhh... well, you know what I mean.
                      rokkitsci

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                      • #12
                        Re: Ass meet hand....

                        He can't be a real person maybe hes an invention of a congomerate of cigar producing firms tasked with spreading stogies across the world perhaps

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                        • #13
                          Mercenary, fairy, cigar god, one man cigar industry advertising campaign... you pick one. All I know is I have not had my ass handed to me like that FOR NO GOOD REASON in a long, long time.

                          This is one top notch dude if not a little bonkers
                          Trying is the first step toward failure.

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                          • #14
                            nuff said.
                            I started out with nothing and i've still got most of it left - Seasick Steve

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                            • #15
                              Top bombing...

                              Cheers, HabanoSy

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