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There i was sitting taking a breather from the baby chores(shes was having a nap) when i heard a banging on the door. Excited at this, as i was expecting an imminent delivery i rushed to the door. Here's the snag, it was not the package i'd expected but a smaller ,fatter device that for some reason had to be prised from the now prone and smouldering posties hand(ah well it'll help with the umemployment situation). Luckily for me the packaged was too large for my rather tight and small orifice and thus both myself and my humble abode had been spared.
Once inside and after several minutes wrestling with the devilishly complicated entry mechanism i discovered 3 items which were new and rather eroticly exciting to me. To whit, a note explaining that the Rokkitman had cried himself silly thinking a lowly Limey had never experienced the oral satisfaction of an Oliva ceegar, not just any Oliva but a series V at that! Thank you kind Rokkitman, as it is the daughters christening on this Sunday i will smoke one of said sticks in her honour whilst muttering , that Rokkitman did this baba.
Also included was a picture of the lovely Yekaterina whilst at work and i'm pleased to announce there was not a sign of a shaggy foot anywhere in the picture.
Thank you again kind sir!
Once inside and after several minutes wrestling with the devilishly complicated entry mechanism i discovered 3 items which were new and rather eroticly exciting to me. To whit, a note explaining that the Rokkitman had cried himself silly thinking a lowly Limey had never experienced the oral satisfaction of an Oliva ceegar, not just any Oliva but a series V at that! Thank you kind Rokkitman, as it is the daughters christening on this Sunday i will smoke one of said sticks in her honour whilst muttering , that Rokkitman did this baba.
Also included was a picture of the lovely Yekaterina whilst at work and i'm pleased to announce there was not a sign of a shaggy foot anywhere in the picture.
Thank you again kind sir!
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