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    I had to go to the jobcentre this morning to sort out some forms. I got the usual grilling etc and left the place feeling pretty low.
    When I got home I was confronted with a hard stare from The Boss.
    "There's a box just arrived. I hope you've not been buying things."
    I put on my best non-plussed face and set to said offending container.
    I recognised the return address. It was our very own Master of the Nub.
    Hmmm...Heartbeat ascending somewhat I opened the box to find...Oh Lordy, oh my goodness, and other expressions of wonder.
    Apparently i am the recipient of the first mega-bomb instigated by the G-man..I have a list in front of me. Ready...here goes:
    Gman ChrismClark
    Boss Hogg Lionhound
    Skyhigh Gryph
    Pandy Cigarsmoke
    Eggopp Jibjob
    saggell Celcis Rokkitski
    Eugenesax King Cohiba
    USAF Lee Nub
    Kdot Tippex
    If any are missed out I would like to apologise on behalf of myself and Lee.
    Seems like he was sent quite a lot of ordnance from all quarters!
    What can I say! You guys have turned what was a crappy day into a smiley day.
    I don't even know, or have heard of some of the sticks. So I've got some adventures to come.
    I've never met any of you but I consider you my friends.
    Thankyou, thankyou all. Life has just taken on a rosier hue!
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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

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    Blinking Nora... What a fantastic bomb... That will keep you going for a little while... now when your off on a bikers jaunt your gonna have an even bigger headache choosing which singles to take than you did the other weekend!! Well done everyone...

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    • #3
      perfect timing, enjoy em mate.
      I started out with nothing and i've still got most of it left - Seasick Steve

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      • #4
        Glad you liked it, just try to not smoke them all at once

        As the A-Team say "i love it when a plan comes together"

        Big thanks to G-Man and Lee Nub to help organise this.

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        • #5
          now that's a bomb!

          wtg guys!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by shuckins View Post
            now that's a bomb!

            wtg guys!!
            Yes Shuckins, now dont go trying to match it coz its way way to big haha

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            • #7
              Sounds like your poo day ended up being a good one. Enjoy all those sticks!!!!!!!!!!

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              • #8
                nice work guys!

                I had to do the job centre journey last week and round here they treat you like scum, looks like it was timed perfectly.
                Lover of fine Cubans since 2006

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                • #9
                  Jobcentre.

                  Originally posted by eggopp

                  Yes Shuckins, now dont go trying to match it coz its way way to big haha
                  You've done it now your doomed doomed I tell ya.

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                  • #10
                    Glad it arrived safely mate, enjoy them. Bomb 2 and 3 are ready to go.

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                    • #11
                      happy puffin

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                      • #12
                        Enjoy my BOTL glad it made your summer. Better then the magic of Disney !

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                        • #13
                          Glad your day been brightened. A deserving recipient for bomb 1.

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                          • #14
                            Wowser! Now I know what you guys mean when you say bomb. That's mental!
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                            • #15
                              Holy hell!

                              Great bombing guys, nicely done!

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