View Full Version : Shuckinheck! ...he’s sent in the Johnny Rebs....

29-05-2010, 03:30 PM
Well, he said he was going to, but I didn’t believe him, and I didn’t think he could do it before I disappeared on holiday. I'm bloody sure sure he rents Air Force One for his bombin' runs!

Anyway, there was posty this morning wearing her tightest Spring shorts and struggelin’ beneath a whopping great parcel. Well I knew Chris and I hadn’t ordered anything and on bringing the box indoors quickly spotted the Eagle post sticker and the legendry handscrawled name and Tennessee address — Shuckins had Struck!

But, not a Day of Infamy, more a Saturday of Generosity!

And, what a parcel. He hasn’t paid his Tea Tax yet, but he has sent over a pack of Gurkha Premium Estate Reserve in lieu. I think he’s sussed me as a bit of a race fan as he’s included a collectors car model as drive by an all-time hero of mine — 4 times IndiCar Champion and 1978 F1 World Champion — Mario Andretti. And, I think my Redcoat Grenadier might have stirred up a rebel yell ‘down South’ .... because three o’ them Dixie boys have invaded Westcliff and look hellbent on whoopin’ it up around the local taverns.

And there’s more. 15 top-notch cigars no less. I’m sorry about the rotten pics, but today is dark and raining here and flash is bouncing off all the glossy packs an’ wrappers. But I have made a list. From left to right and in fives:-

EO 601 Black Label
Padermo Reserva 10th Anniversary Maduro
FG Capas (Barber-Pole)
Padilla Hybrid
God of Tire Double Robusto Tubos

Gurkha Black Prince
Camacho Jamastran Candela
CAO America Torp
HUpmann No.50
HdM ‘Shuckins Special’

5 x CAO CX2 Belicoso

All I can say is. Once again Shucks, thank you for your boundless generosity. Much appreciated and gratefully received Mate ..... but don’t for one minute imagine it will let you off the Dark Retribution to follow!

29-05-2010, 04:10 PM
Aahhh i see shuckins is attempting to push back the red coats again and repel borders.... nice one :rock:

Lee Nub
29-05-2010, 04:15 PM
Bloody hell, what a counter attack. Arf got pwned

Boss Hog
29-05-2010, 04:31 PM
where will it all end?

29-05-2010, 05:03 PM
has he been and done you up like a kipper, not Arf he has.

29-05-2010, 05:48 PM
Another shocking shuckins bombing!!!

29-05-2010, 07:15 PM
swift and accurate counter attack Shuck!

29-05-2010, 07:31 PM
and here I always thought we were allies :cool:

29-05-2010, 09:12 PM
The man has talent for sure:rock:

Big J
29-05-2010, 09:29 PM
The Mad Bomber Strikes again!

29-05-2010, 09:43 PM
That's an artwork...

31-05-2010, 06:51 PM
Great strike shuck! Hit um when they least expect um !

03-06-2010, 12:23 PM
Nice work shuckins!