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  • Just been handed a ?reet?, good Lancashire cloggin?...

    ... but only in the nicest and most generous way!

    No note inside, but I know it’s from our Lee because on Tuesday he’d vowed revenge for some perceived transgression or other, and anyway that whopping great 200g tin of Uncle Joes Mint Balls has Wigan written all over it in great big letters. And of course, because I’m from down South (anything above White Hart Lane or the Emirates is North to me), Lee thinks I’m soft in the head, and wouldn’t suss that the cuddly-printer toy is his company mascot ....not that the legend Cartridge World printed on the back was in any way a dead give-away! As from today he’s called Cyril, and he’s standing on the empty 25 Magicos box on my desk. But not for long I imagin, the grandkids will be up in a couple o’ weeks — they’re only nippers — an’ they’ll love him!

    And, not one for doing things by half, Lee’s also gone and loaded his parcel with a fistful or two of fabulous puros, including a brace of Tatuaje. Cigars I had only ever heard great things about, know aren’t the easiest to come by and always thought a little out of my league. To be given these, along with all these other great cigars and to describe Lee’s generosity can be summed only with one word — quoting Alan Hanson — Magnificent!

    I’ve learned a lesson from my previous picture efforts and now take the cello off NC’s before shooting. But for anyone who can’t make out the bands, the cigars are from left to right:-

    Mounteristo Sublimes EL 2008
    Punch Churchill
    Tatuaje P3 Toro
    Tatuaje Havana VI Torpedo
    Don Pepin Garcia My Father Le Bijou 1922 Petit Robusto Habana Oscuro
    NUB Habano
    2 x Saint Luis Rey Pequenos
    Man ‘O’ War Virtue Corona
    5 Vegas Cask Strength Toro


    So all I can say is Thanks Again Lee! Everything you’ve sent is a treat to be savored and I’m looking forward to smoking each and every one ..... and scoffin’ all the mints of course .... an' for anyone who don't know ..... them Uncle Joe's are reckoned the best there is!

    PS. This doesn’t mean you’re forgiven.
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    If you want to, you can.
    And, if you can, you must!

  • #2
    Good job there Lee,
    Cigar & sweety bombing is just the best. Unless your bomb happens to sit in a post box all day in the 104 deg heat and turns into Wonka's river.
    Free the UKCF one

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    • #3
      Tip for you, if your ever feeling under the weather, put an Uncle joes in a glass of whiskey overnight . Drink the gloop the day after, good bye virus.


      Oh and enjoy

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      • #4
        "Uncle Joe's Minty balls"?

        Whatever will they think of next?

        Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
        Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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        • #5
          I drive past the little factory everyday, smells unreal

          Take a trip down memory lane with your favourite retro sweets in the original traditional sweet shop since 1898

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lee Nub View Post
            I drive past the little factory everyday, smells unreal

            http://www.uncle-joes.com/

            Let me get this straight?

            You sniff Uncle Joe's balls everyday!!
            Free the UKCF one

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            • #7
              Yes, yes I do

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              • #8
                Blimey .... I've got perverse balls?
                If you want to, you can.
                And, if you can, you must!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by tippexx View Post
                  Blimey .... I've got perverse balls?
                  True . . . True . . . but at least you'll have fresh minty breath after you've sucked on them!

                  Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
                  Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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                  • #10
                    Nothing wrong with sucking on Joe's minty balls for a few minutes then rolling them around your gums with your tongue. Never tried the whiskey and Joe's balls before, might try some in a minute as a true Wiganer is always within reach of Joe's balls, any particular whiskey you recommend? Just been gifted some proper irish whiskey so might start with that first.

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                    • #11
                      Its a trick the old buggers do up here, they swear by it. I only did it once, worked for me though. I used a single malt at the time as I had it to hand

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                      • #12
                        Well done Lee!

                        Enjoy Tipp!

                        I really like these gars and sweets type bombings!

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                        • #13
                          i wonder how they first found that out?

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                          • #14
                            Nice score--got some tasty looking Tats in there too!

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                            • #15
                              Think they do wierd things up there.. i drove through once, was frightened to stop.. But i am coming back in the next life as a dog, so i dont lick anyones balls but ones own!

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