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    Help. Large, suspicious looking parcel in my porch!

    EDITED OUT

    Something a bit biggish has been planted on my doorstep. Christine has panicked and sent for the BDS. Personally I don't anyone should attempt to de-fuse it untill they've tied Eggy to it!

    Further bulletins during the day!

    AS WAS THE PICTURE
    Last edited by cj121; 14-07-2010, 08:37 PM.
    If you want to, you can.
    And, if you can, you must!
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  • #2
    Ah HuH! Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, your goin home in the back of a meatwagon. LMAO.
    What would I know? I'm just a backwoods roo packin crim from New Holland! LOL. (Thankyou El Cat)

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    • #3
      Had me worried there Arf. Thought from title you'd mixed this forum up with the "porn writers assosciation helpline"!!!

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      • #4
        10.58

        The outer casing has been removed to reveal a massive quantity of ordanance under humidified condition.

        Early indications from the BDS suggest that the device is in the 7x10x12 inch range and weighs in excess of 4 lbs. UK Ministry sources have confirmed that the US Postal Documentation is NOT counterfeit and that the FBI have been notified.
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        • #5
          Bloody hell, another Shuckins warhead.


          Looks interesting, stop teasing Arf.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lee Nub View Post
            Looks interesting, stop teasing Arf.
            Looks dangerous don't you mean.

            11.40

            BDS have managed to loosely remove the explosive material from the casing. The next step will be a detailed forensic of the elements before any attempt at de-fusing is carried out. A spokesperson for the BDS has confirmed that this may be the largest device of it type to reach the UK. Unconfirmed reports suggest that it my be the work of an extremist puro-bomber based somewhere in the Southern United States.
            Last edited by cj121; 14-07-2010, 09:39 PM. Reason: Removed picture
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            • #7
              Jesus . . . you're such a (stick) tease.


              You'll be prancing around the living room in an Arabian princesses outfit doing the 'Dance of the seven veils' next.

              Just open the thing and post some pictures already.
              Sheesh!

              Oh, P.S. Nice job big fella!
              Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
              Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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              • #8
                Haha awesome.

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                • #9
                  Wow, absolutely amazing! That's just SO cool!
                  No man has the right to fix the boundary of a nation.
                  No man has the right to say to his country, "Thus far shalt thou go and no further."

                  CS Parnell



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                  • #10
                    13.15

                    Photographic evidence of the explosives used has now been released. MOD experts have confirmed that full forensic identification may take some while. Rumours from Grosvenor Square suggest that a specialist team of US Tactical BOTL may be air lifted into the area to provide specialist assistance. Frantic gesturing from the BDS indicates that the explosives whilst out of their casing may still be tic.........


                    PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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                    • #11
                      a specialist team of US Tactical BOTL may be air lifted into the area to provide specialist assistance
                      ROTFLMAO!!!!!...... HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHaaaaaaaaHaaaaaH aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
                      What would I know? I'm just a backwoods roo packin crim from New Holland! LOL. (Thankyou El Cat)

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                      • #12
                        Radio Essex News at 1.30

                        Reports are coming in that the entire estuary area from Leigh to Southend pier has just vanished beneath a cloud of cigar smoke. A Government spokesman has declared that on the plus side, in future the area must be considered part of the South East Regeneration Project.
                        In America, President Obama has again re-stated that he had nothing to do with it and that the entire US Airborne is currently scouring Tennessee determined to apprehend the culprit.
                        Other News. Someone known only as Tippexx has broken in to a top secret MOD establishment and stolen this. But, for what purpose can only be guessed at!
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                        Last edited by tippexx; 14-07-2010, 12:58 PM. Reason: word removed
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                        • #13
                          More 'intel' required on the 'Trinidad' box set (looks vintage).

                          Image and info please.
                          STAT.
                          Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
                          Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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                          • #14
                            [QUOTE=tippexx;98492]

                            full forensic identification may take some while.

                            Bare with me on this chaps. It's gonna take a bit of time this afternoon, but I will do it.


                            Fantastic bombing Shucks. I haven't seen or experienced anything like it. Absolutely phenomenal. Cigars to drool over and way, way beyond me in normal expectation. All I can say is Ron, Thank You Very Much Mate. Today, being blown-up has been a real pleasure and gratefully appreciated.

                            PS. Just don't go thinking you've heard the last of it!
                            If you want to, you can.
                            And, if you can, you must!

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                            • #15
                              Another great BOMB from "The Mad Bomber"!

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