Worst joke of the month

[Robert747]

I was once attacked by a tobacconist and I still have the cigars to prove it.

Sorry - saw it in the Metro yesterday and had to share it.

[Son of Cigarsmoke]

I was once attacked by a tobacconist and I still have the cigars to prove it.

Sorry - saw it in the Metro yesterday and had to share it.

I say we ban him!

[davidruddell]

Burn him, he's a witch!

Reminds me of the chap on holiday in Switzerland, he meets two Swiss fellows at a bar and explains what he does for a living in England.
The first Swiss man explains that he is a watchmaker,
The second man swiss explains he's a tobogganist,

So the Englishman asks him for twenty Silk Cut and a box of matches.


I thank you.

[Lilyboo]

Both awful (but I will use them at a later date...)

[Soulmanure]

Man walks into a bar and says "ouch."