Gamu from the X Factor

[Gordonbcb]

Let me get this straight.

Cheryl didn't send her through and now she's facing deportation.

May I suggest to the producers that they make this a regular part of the show. Whoever gets booted off on a Saturday gets escorted live to Heathrow on the Sunday show and given a one-way ticket to some 3rd world country, like France or somewhere.

[Watkins]

like Scotland or somewhere.

I joke, but yes this would make the program a little closer to watchable although still no where near enough for me to be able to endure it.

[senor_robusto]

lol..........

as serious as the subject is, your point is still f**king hilarious!!!! btw, have you heard what atrocities france has inflicted on the world via music? lol, that carla bruni-whatever her name is should be dropped behind enemy lines in afghanistan for her audio crimes........

all the best,

alex

[davidruddell]

I'd be quite keen on an off stage firing squad, three XXX's and fire!

It's just a natural extension of survival of the fittest.

Note: If I was in charge the two XX's and fire rule would also apply.

Note 2: Actually I'd shoot the F**king lot, judges first.

Let me get this straight.

Cheryl didn't send her through and now she's facing deportation.

May I suggest to the producers that they make this a regular part of the show. Whoever gets booted off on a Saturday gets escorted live to Heathrow on the Sunday show and given a one-way ticket to some 3rd world country, like France or somewhere.

[Lilyboo]

I don't really understand the fuss it has caused. The woman broke the terms of her visa so is being deported.

Simples.

[El Catador]

I say we only keep the 'cute' ones.

[leperaffinity]

I don't really understand the fuss it has caused. The woman broke the terms of her visa so is being deported.

Simples.

this, highly.

[jibjob79]

I'd be quite keen on an off stage firing squad, three XXX's and fire!

It's just a natural extension of survival of the fittest.

Note: If I was in charge the two XX's and fire rule would also apply.

Note 2: Actually I'd shoot the F**king lot, judges first.

If they don't make a clean kill with the first shot the audience might not realise they have been shot unless their screams are an actual improvement and in tone compared to their singing.

I much prefer the idea of them entering a cage with lions, tigers, leopards, pumas (maybe a different species a week) and if they calm the big cats with their song they get to live and go through to the next round, if not bad luck. If you think about it you get rid of the annoying judges, weak contestants early on and it might actually be entertaining lol.

[Lee Nub]

The Scottish government have got involved now and are asking for her to be allowed to stay in the UK. Her church has even set up a website www.keepgamuhere.org. They consider her talent valuable to Scotland

[nicwing]

This used to be a cigar forum. Have you seriously got nothing better to do than discuss this toss?

[Lilyboo]

The Scottish government have got involved now and are asking for her to be allowed to stay in the UK. Her church has even set up a website www.keepgamuhere.org. They consider her talent valuable to Scotland

Mmmm, the last time the Scottish Government got involved they let a convicted killer go free because he was about to die. A year on he is as fit as a fiddle...

[davidruddell]

Steady Nic!

I would prefer this be regarded as a qualified rebuke for the modern evil that is X Factor and all it's mewling siblings.

All in good fun Nic!

And honestly, no I haven't got anything better to do,

I'm an absolute idler, sitting here with a Monte 2 burning away brightly, and my laptop rapidly replacing the dwindling sun as the primary source of light in my garden.

in fact I can't be bothered to fi

This used to be a cigar forum. Have you seriously got nothing better to do than discuss this toss?

[jibjob79]

random thought of the day, i get britian's got talent, x factor etc all confused as they all have the same wanna be dish washers and burger flippers hoping to make it big by singing out of tune, however i've just had a brainwave.

lets get hamlet to roll a cigar live then watch a sexy lady smoke it on stage, i'd vote for that and he could roll different sized cigars every week to keep it fresh.

[stokesleycigar]

i would love to know how long her mum spent studying for her degree! i'm betting not much at all!

[jibjob79]

i would love to know how long her mum spent studying for her degree! i'm betting not much at all!

i could be wrong but i think i heard on the radio she has been in the UK for 8 years, maybe her mum is a slow reader?