If you were trapped down a mine for 79 days...

[bambini]

...what would be the first thing you'd do after you were rescued?

[davidruddell]

Go, arrrhhrghghghghghhgggggghhhghg the light, it's blinding, I can't see.

(c) 2010 Russell Howard - Mock the Week

[El Catador]

Get into bed with: a good-looking blonde, a bottle of champagne, nibbles and a cigar.
Then afterwards watch a little TV and wonder why it was that I'd had to spend an extra 10 days down the mine?

[r0lan6]

I'd probably go on a Arctic cruise and enjoy the crisp, cold fresh air, and the occasional polar bear.

[bambini]

Then afterwards watch a little TV and wonder why it was that I'd had to spend an extra 10 days down the mine?

Oh dammit, was it only 69 days? Oh well, you get my point.

[Aussiewaz]

Start fighting with all the others over the TV rights deals. Oh hang on, they did that while down there.

[El Catador]

Oh dammit, was it only 69 days? Oh well, you get my point.

Not unless you buy me dinner first!

[bambini]

Not unless you buy me dinner first!

If the rumours are to be believed, I'll only need to fork out for a packet of opal fruits

[El Catador]

If the rumours are to be believed, I'll only need to fork out for a packet of opal fruits

How dare you!

I don't go 'all-the-way' for anything less than a packet of Peanut Butter M&M's!

[jibjob79]

Pass on a message from my friends still stuck down in the mine why they sent a MALE paramedic down!!!!!!!

As a submariner 69 days in the dark with other men, eating crap food is a walk in the park lol.

I joke in jest.


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[bambini]

As a submariner 69 days in the dark with other men, eating crap food is a walk in the park lol.

Submarines have parks built into them these days?

[Mo_Robusto]

if it was me down there then id want to see my wife & son...as id miss them immensely...secondly id quit mining

[Styler]

Well I'd probably be dead so I'd commit the rest of my afterlife to haunting the bastard who's fault it was I was trapped in the first place.

[MarkSDMF]

First things first id be handimg in my resignation, with a months notice of course :P

Then probably go find some 5 DOLLA 5 DOLLA hooker who was willing to do thimgs to someone who has been trapped underground for 69 days.

Off to Essex it is then :P

[Soulmanure]

Get into bed with: a good-looking blonde, a bottle of champagne, nibbles and a cigar.
Then afterwards watch a little TV and wonder why it was that I'd had to spend an extra 10 days down the mine?

No shower? I suppose The Catman does self-wash.

I know that I would want a long shower, and then to catch of up on all of the Glee that I missed. It's the important things that motivate me to wake up in the morning.