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  • Herfing it up in Plymouth...

    So, as the Cigar and Spirits Officer for my Real Ale Society, it fell upon me to arrange the first (of many) Society Herfs! A group of six of us met up at the Minerva Inn ? a fine drinking establishment in which you?d expect to find sawdust on the floor (and you would, but the locals have nicked it for insulation...)

    After an enjoyable pint, the favourites being Doom Bar and HSD, we made our way down to the cobbled area of the Barbican. A few of the guys grabbed some fish?n?chips to keep them going. We joined the seventh member of our gang outside the Watering Hole, where Tinners Ale and Glenmorangie made up my evening?s drinking. As the supplier of the cigars, I had access to a seemingly endless supply of free drinks.

    Anyway, we cracked on with Alonso Menendez No10s, one of my favourites at the moment (if I hadn?t already mentioned that...) Talking to each other we came to the conclusion which I had already made ? these are really pleasant, smooth cigars, which seem to be unbelievably consistent ? great draws all-round. Everyone enjoyed the cigar, and it was agreed that we had to arrange another herf (problem was, no-one could agree on when or how often ? monthly, fortnightly, every week...) It would be fair to say it had been a successful evening.

    As proof of the evening?s success, we ended up moving on. And, in the manner which only such excellent socials can manage, I ended up back at home around 4am ? after making our way out to Union Street to follow the last closing times, then up to a student bar. We were (or more specifically I was) totally inappropriately dressed, having expected to be in bed by 11pm after a cigar outside a nice pub. I must be the only person ever to have left this club (called Cuba as it happens) in an overcoat and carrying an umbrella...

    So, I shall post when the next Plymouth Herf is ? anyone?s welcome to attend, and hopefully we can get even more people out next time.

    My cigar review blog: The Cigar Monologues (Twitter / Facebook)
    My Company:
    Siparium Sporting

  • #2
    Is Captain Jaspers still going?

    Trying to remember where the Minerva Inn is.

    Union Street is probably now totally different to how I remember. Gone are the days of Oz, Ritzy, JFK and the other sodding awful clubs.
    "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"

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    • #3
      Cap'n Jaspers - awesome, and definitely still going. Not that you can get to it for bikers at the weekend.

      Minerva's on Looe St (two down from Bretonside bus station).

      What's left is still sodding awful... I doubt the general tone has changed much.
      My cigar review blog: The Cigar Monologues (Twitter / Facebook)
      My Company:
      Siparium Sporting

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      • #4
        Jings, I remember being in Plymouth on the RFA Retainer and being at a club where I danced with this beautiful woman who turned out to be a man!

        Is Aggie Weston's still open?
        No man has the right to fix the boundary of a nation.
        No man has the right to say to his country, "Thus far shalt thou go and no further."

        CS Parnell



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        • #5
          When did you find out he/she/it was a man?

          I heard a horrid tale a few years back about Western tourists in Bangkok and such places. Apparently the Brits (yes BRITS) are famous for the following reason. If doing the so called "sex tourism" thing, if a Brit pays for a lovely lady's company for a few hours and then finds out to have purchased the wrong, um, variety shall we say, that they are famous for just rolling them over and getting on with it! HOW HORRID IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?
          "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"

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          • #6
            I went to kiss her and she told me, "you DO KNOW I'm a man?"

            Exit, stage left................

            Never fancied the chocolate souffle. My arse has a one way valve. Stuff comes out but nothing goes in!
            No man has the right to fix the boundary of a nation.
            No man has the right to say to his country, "Thus far shalt thou go and no further."

            CS Parnell



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            • #7
              Originally posted by Big_T_UK View Post
              if a Brit pays for a lovely lady's company for a few hours and then finds out to have purchased the wrong, um, variety shall we say, that they are famous for just rolling them over and getting on with it! HOW HORRID IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?
              The lady doth protest too much, methinks

              Alan: You ever been to the far east, Michael?
              Michael: Well, only Manilla, Hong Kong and Bangkok, like.
              Alan: [Interested] Bangkok?
              Michael: Aye.
              Alan: Erm, so what did you see in Bangkok?
              Michael: Oh I saw the Golden Temple, man. Beautiful, it was.
              Alan: Yeah, what else?
              Michael: Er, well there was the river market, like. All the little boats come up and they?ve got
              all the fresh produce on them, and ?
              Alan: [Walking out the bathroom and interrupting] Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Come
              on, tell me about the ladyboys.
              Michael: Oh, you mean those transsexuals? Aye, I seen them, but, you know, they?re
              disgusting I kept away from them.
              Alan: Oh God, yeah, yeah. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it?s a
              man. I don?t find them attractive, it?s just confusing. I don?t suppose you?ve got any army
              stories about them?
              Michael: I did hear about this corporal, right?

              [Alan lies down on the bed, listening to Michael?s story, fascinated.]

              Michael: And he?s in the third battalion this lad, but he?s right mean, OK? And he goes out in
              Bangkok, right? And all the prostitutes is comin? up and saying "How much?", and he?s going
              "Oh I?m not paying that", right? And then this beautiful lassie comes up ?

              [While Michael tells his story, Lynn knocks on the door.]

              Michael: ? she?s gorgeous, man. And she?s half the price of the others. And they?re getting
              down to it ?

              [Lynn enters the room]

              Michael: ? he puts his hand up her skirt, gets a hold of the old meat and two veg, right?
              Thinks, hang on, I?ve paid my money, I?m going to have something, so he flips him over,
              and he fu-...

              [Michael has just noticed Lynn, standing in the corner of the room.]

              Michael: And funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts first time and they just drive
              away.
              Alan: Strangest story I?ve ever heard. [Gets up] Oh, hello. Lynn. Oh! I see what you were?
              ah, right, yes. Hello, Michael was just telling me an army story about a friend of his who slept
              with? a landrover. Lonely nights in the desert.
              Michael: That?s all fixed, now, Mr. Partridge. I?ll be on my way.
              Alan: Right, OK.
              Michael: [To Lynn, on his way out] Morning.
              Alan: Just check, that wasn?t the real ending to the story, was it?
              Michael: No.
              Alan: You were just saying that because Lynn?s here?
              Michael: Aye.
              Alan: Right, fine.
              Originally posted by Simon Bolivar
              Little medical correction there Steve, you will surely die...but not from smoking these

              Originally posted by Ryan
              I think that's for lighting electronic cigarettes

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Big_T_UK View Post
                Is Captain Jaspers still going?

                Trying to remember where the Minerva Inn is.

                Union Street is probably now totally different to how I remember. Gone are the days of Oz, Ritzy, JFK and the other sodding awful clubs.

                O MY GOD!!!

                Me and T have some thing in common...

                I was going to ask the very same questions....

                SPOOKY!?!?!?!?!
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by celsis View Post
                  Jings, I remember being in Plymouth on the RFA Retainer and being at a club where I danced with this beautiful woman who turned out to be a man!

                  Is Aggie Weston's still open?

                  Ex RFA then

                  Have it Si!!! Could be two of us now...
                  Love Life - Love Cigars

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