Nice Places to Smoke

[smokiejoe]

Ive got a big horse lorrie,plenty of room in there,has a cooker seats and tv,and a bed if ya get lucky with the serving wenches,lol.

[Robusto]

Monte - EK1 (we) recently opened a builders' merchant close to home and had to play on the back of a builders' truck. Fortunately it was too windy to have the publicity blimp flying above us. That would have been undignified.

We play Camra Real Ale festivals (a hoot). Genuine music festivals. We open supermarkets, and that - my friends - is so gay it is a hoot!

We'd certainly be ready to play top deck on a stogie bus!!! There are five out of seven of us who smoke. I'm the only cigar man. The two who don't smoke like it when I light up because it reminds them of Christmas lol. I've tried to wean the others off the fags with cigars. They like em, but of course inhale the smoke deeply as they are cigarette men. I give them counselling about how to smoke cigars properly. Poor guys will never get off their white-stick-fix.

Back of a truck playing and so on appeals to my sense of the ridiculous so, so much!

[smokiejoe]

I tell ya you could have a bloody laff or too,lol.will keep my eyes peeled for ya.lol;MONTES HERF BUS.

[Montesmoke]

Haha yea that would be great, pulling up outside bars & pubs blowing out the smoke, shouting out this is the way to go no smoking bans here!!
cruise down the coast, have a beach front smoke.
Yea would be good mate.
Keep your eyes peeled for a bus for sale!

[smokiejoe]

lol.wouldnt it be a laff mate touring around the country with bloody great big cigars hanging out our gobs with bry(ROBUSTO),AT THE WHEEL.LOL,it would look so funny mate as the bus was driving along with loads of smoke pouring out of the windows and a load of old guys puffin on huge cigars.lol. when shall we start building it.

[Montesmoke]

Got any buses for sale down your way smokie?? it sounds like a plan having a herf bus!

[Montesmoke]

I'd be happy to make the cocktails, though of course we'd need appropriate serving wenches/clippies to dish them out...

Only trouble is, I'm getting Cliff Richard/Summer Holiday image here...otherwise sounds pretty perfect!

Wildwood

Get the EK1 band playing on top deck

[smokiejoe]

loads of wenches and big cigars and plenty of smoke.HEAVEN,,,,,,the hurf bus is a coming,lol.

[Wildwood]

I'd be happy to make the cocktails, though of course we'd need appropriate serving wenches/clippies to dish them out...

Only trouble is, I'm getting Cliff Richard/Summer Holiday image here...otherwise sounds pretty perfect!

Wildwood

[Montesmoke]

The herf tour!!

[Montesmoke]

"Montes Herf Bus" i could get a desent size camper & you could convert it Smokiejoe

[smokiejoe]

Hey monte good idea mate just as long as you have loads of cigars mate as i can get through a few,lol.tipical as i have just looked on internet about this cohiba bar and yes wildwood it looks like your right my old son.grrrrrrr.have to go back to plan B and start a smoking haven at my workshop,hmmmm idea there,lol.i could even open the windows and piss the sheep off in the fields,he he he.

[Montesmoke]

Oh well
Maybe i should get a bus & start a mobile smoking lounge called "Monte's Lounge" i could come visit all you guys, then we could fire up cigars in the in the bus with Large drinks cabinet of course! id stick do the gratefriut juice as i will be driving!

[Wildwood]

Smokiejoe,

Don't want to crush your hopes, but looked it up on the web and it appears to be a Tapas bar.

See link:

http://www.havanagoodtime.co.uk/cohiba_contact.php

Can't see them having a cigar lounge...

Hope I'm wrong for your sake. If not, maybe you could get them under Trades Description...?

Wildwood

[smokiejoe]

It would be bloody handy monte.im going into town later this week to pick up my boys birthday pressie so might pop down and check it out.See what happens.