Seizure of Goods

[DeadBase]

Good Jerky is amazing. I've had homemade biltong and I know the boys had to smuggle it through customs then, hidden in their suitcases. They were SAs (South Africans).

[Pandyboy]

I'm out there over Labour day, were are you going Pandy?

I'm off on a cruise New England and Canada for honeymoon, should be able to pick up a few samples on my travels.

In USA Newport Rhode Island and Boston, then Quebec city and a few other palces that I can't remember.

[PoohBore]

Seizure of Goods

what kind of sick bastard would seize a mans meat!?!?

In my dreams Kelly brook is not sick when she grabs my meat ...........

[G-man]

My the cigar gods deal them nothing but plugged stogies. So plugged that they drop a lung trying to puff on them.

[eggopp]

Yeah i was gutted... the letter says i can appeal the decision in one paragraph and in another it says they have destroyed the contents lmao

[G-man]

I say Shit in the next box and mark it the same as this 1 that they seized

Originally Posted by cj121
The miserable buggers ay eggy?

I hope it gets stuck right between their teeth
No not between their teeth ! Too easy
I hope when they swallow it it lodges like a chicken bone in their throat
While their puffing on a cigar laced with dog shit.

[tupacboy]

they ate my jerky... the bastards....

i make my own... kinda my side hobby ... the only problem is... i'm korean... so i like spicy jerky... should have wrote seaweed on tehre... in korean... lol! I wonder if i could do that...

[kingcohiba]

The miserable buggers ay eggy?

I hope it gets stuck right between their teeth

LOL so do i! so charles....lets hear more about this jerky!

[cj121]

The miserable buggers ay eggy?

I hope it gets stuck right between their teeth

[eggopp]

Nooo Charles makes his own Jerky, the last lot got through customs no problems at all and it was declared on the packaging.. I dont think there was anything in the package with it tho, but the letter says its been destroyed.. along with the contents of the package bar stewards...

Best keep jerky a secret content from now on haha

[Boss Hog]

What sort of jerky are we talking here is it Biltong?

[kingcohiba]

what kind of sick bastard would seize a mans meat!?!?

[tippexx]

Shame, when I go to the states in September I'll remember to bring you back some. Hope customs don't look in my suitcase!!!!

They used to sell it in Tesco's in the beers section. I always meant to try some hoping for some sort of John Wayne experience I 'spose. But as suddenly as it appeared, it disappeared ...and now all they've got is Nobby's Nuts!

Should have been a bit quicker I guess.

[Lee Nub]

I'm out there over Labour day, were are you going Pandy?

[Pandyboy]

Shame, when I go to the states in September I'll remember to bring you back some. Hope customs don't look in my suitcase!!!!