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    Caller - I want to report my car stolen, I haven't seen it since the end of March
    Me - The records show it was scrapped on the 25th April
    Caller - Okay, thank you, bye
    'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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    lol

    Music video by OMC performing How Bizarre. (C) 1996 Universal Music NZ Ltd.Listen to more: https://umusicNZ.lnk.to/OMC Lyrics: Brother Pele's in the back Sw...
    Licky Licky before Sticky Sticky. - Puff Scotty 22/03/14

    Originally posted by PeeJay
    I get longing looks from guys walking past

    Originally posted by butternutsquashpie
    A purge follows a rapid puffing session.

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    • #3
      Well at least he knows now, surprising how easy it is to forget where one left one's car
      Simon Bolivar: Liberator of Bolivia, Ecuador, Peru & Venezuela.

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      • #4
        Wow you must speak to some nut jobs


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        • #5
          What do you do for a living Peejay?

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          • #6
            I'm guessing you work for the Police but not as an officer from your post. Just don't PNC me PJ, you might not talk to me again haha. I'm reformed! Very good boy nowadays.

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            • #7
              Call taker in the control room
              'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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              • #8
                Did your facial reactions change like this, too?
                The Simpsons - Homer is Mr Burn's assistant when this happens...


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                Originally posted by ValeTudoGuy
                Marc's a Fat Molly
                Click here for a fun, relevant song!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by butternutsquashpie View Post
                  Did your facial reactions change like this, too?
                  The Simpsons - Homer is Mr Burn's assistant when this happens...


                  Sent from my BlackBerry Q10 using Tapatalk for Android.
                  I don't know, I can't access Youtube on the work computer
                  'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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                  • #10
                    Sounds like a normal day mate!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Pandyboy View Post
                      Sounds like a normal day mate!
                      Tell me about it, just had a very deep voice woman complain that I called her sir!
                      'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by PeeJay View Post
                        I don't know, I can't access Youtube on the work computer
                        have a go at it on your mobby...
                        it';s only 18 seconds long!
                        Originally posted by ValeTudoGuy
                        Marc's a Fat Molly
                        Click here for a fun, relevant song!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by PeeJay View Post
                          Tell me about it, just had a very deep voice woman complain that I called her sir!
                          I have knocked on peoples door and made that mistake


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                          • #14
                            There should be an IQ and alcohol test before being allowed to call in!!!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sean View Post
                              I have knocked on peoples door and made that mistake


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                              Try doing a "stop search" only to find out the lad is a lass!

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