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    After a hard day in the salt mine, I chose a reliable stick to help my recuperation and settle toward a
    well earned break over the weekend.

    I pulled a Ramon Allones Superiores from the Winadore, poured a good measure of a Barossa Sparkling red and took myself out into the patio to luxuriate in tobacco and wine ....

    One thing became immediately apparent - I needed to take a whiz; no time to go back into the house.

    i tip-toed around the side to the petunia bed with cigar in mouth and did what I needed to do ... but dropped the damn stick from my mouth into the stream of hot piss !!!

    Panic ! Should I ?cut things short? or just have the heart attack that was uppermost in my mind.

    My beautiful Cigar was ruined, I thought ....

    Wet pants, heart attack avoided, stick hurriedly dried ( on my shirt) and a rush back to my chair to see what I could salvage.

    Damn delicious cigar !

  • #2
    Whatever your smoking, I doubt it's a cigar

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    • #3
      Sparkling Red!!!!!? Whats the matter with you!
      .--
      I think I may finally have this CAD under control...

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      • #4
        sure sign of too much humidity

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ha_banos View Post
          Sparkling Red!!!!!? Whats the matter with you!
          Wine snob !

          ( Seppelts is hard to beat )

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          • #6
            This made me laugh out loud during a conference call. I couldn't explain what the cause was.

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            • #7
              Lol....First world problems

              Sent from my ONEPLUS A3003 using Tapatalk

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              • #8
                Cigar in mouth does NOT work together with the relieving AAAAAAAHHHHHH of a good piss,

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                • #9
                  Ah well, Aussies and drink - one glass of fizzy red (I'm with you [MENTION=13372427]ha_banos[/MENTION]) and all co-ordination goes...

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                  • #10
                    Sparkling red- best paired with a fry up, or a bbq as a close but inferior second. I kid you not!
                    "Dear heart, you're talking to a man- a real man- who drinks straight Tequilla, with lime and salt on the rim, and smokes cigars" (J Zavala)

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