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    After a hard day in the salt mine, I chose a reliable stick to help my recuperation and settle toward a
    well earned break over the weekend.

    I pulled a Ramon Allones Superiores from the Winadore, poured a good measure of a Barossa Sparkling red and took myself out into the patio to luxuriate in tobacco and wine ....

    One thing became immediately apparent - I needed to take a whiz; no time to go back into the house.

    i tip-toed around the side to the petunia bed with cigar in mouth and did what I needed to do ... but dropped the damn stick from my mouth into the stream of hot piss !!!

    Panic ! Should I ‘cut things short’ or just have the heart attack that was uppermost in my mind.

    My beautiful Cigar was ruined, I thought ....

    Wet pants, heart attack avoided, stick hurriedly dried ( on my shirt) and a rush back to my chair to see what I could salvage.

    Damn delicious cigar !

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    Whatever your smoking, I doubt it's a cigar

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    Sparkling Red!!!!!? Whats the matter with you!
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    I think I may finally have this CAD under control...

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    sure sign of too much humidity

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    Quote Originally Posted by ha_banos View Post
    Sparkling Red!!!!!? Whats the matter with you!
    Wine snob !

    ( Seppelts is hard to beat )

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    This made me laugh out loud during a conference call. I couldn't explain what the cause was.

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    Lol....First world problems

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    Cigar in mouth does NOT work together with the relieving AAAAAAAHHHHHH of a good piss,

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    Ah well, Aussies and drink - one glass of fizzy red (I'm with you @ha_banos) and all co-ordination goes...


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    Sparkling red- best paired with a fry up, or a bbq as a close but inferior second. I kid you not!
    "Dear heart, you're talking to a man- a real man- who drinks straight Tequilla, with lime and salt on the rim, and smokes cigars" (J Zavala)

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