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  • #16
    Pay peanuts get monkeys.



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    • #17
      Miami is not in Cuba - 'Blackhawk Down'
      'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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      • #18
        One I loathe is.... ?it isn?t rocket science? well yes of course everything but rocket science isn?t rocket science!!


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        "Dear heart, you're talking to a man- a real man- who drinks straight Tequilla, with lime and salt on the rim, and smokes cigars" (J Zavala)

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        • #19
          one from the olds in my family. when you do something stupid and say - but i thought.....

          "you know what thought done - pissed the bed and blamed the blanket!"

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Emaresee View Post
            One I loathe is.... ‘it isn’t rocket science’ well yes of course everything but rocket science isn’t rocket science!!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
            Made me think of this:


            As far as sayings goes, here are a few:

            Failure is not in falling down, but refusing to get back up.

            The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

            It's is better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

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            • #21
              Measure twice cut once (then off to hospital)

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              • #22
                Originally posted by moteyi View Post
                Measure twice cut once (then off to hospital)
                Ouch!!!


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                "Dear heart, you're talking to a man- a real man- who drinks straight Tequilla, with lime and salt on the rim, and smokes cigars" (J Zavala)

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                • #23
                  Always leave a toilet as you would want to find it

                  I suppose there may be a metaphor in there somewhere, but I mean literally

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                  • #24
                    'If we had ham, we'd have ham and eggs....If we had egg's'

                    Used when discussing the easiest way to do a job with kit or materials you don't have, before getting stuck in and making the best of what you have got.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Tucky View Post
                      'If we had ham, we'd have ham and eggs....If we had egg's'

                      Used when discussing the easiest way to do a job with kit or materials you don't have, before getting stuck in and making the best of what you have got.
                      Hahahaha....I love that one! It's getting filed away for future use
                      Last edited by Stevieboy; 15-03-2019, 02:14 PM.

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                      • #26
                        To cover all the earth with sheets of leather-
                        Where could such amounts be found?
                        But with the leather soles of just my shoes
                        It is as though I cover all the earth!

                        A quote to remind you that you can?t change the world or external events. All you can do is change the way you approach it and respond to challenges.




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                        • #27
                          'That's life in a blue suit' said to you, every time something sh*tty happens in the RN; usually by matelots who are the first to moan when something bitchy happens to them! Usually followed by 'you shouldn't have joined up if you can't take a joke!'
                          Simon Bolivar: Liberator of Bolivia, Ecuador, Peru & Venezuela.

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                          • #28
                            I love kids but couldn't eat a whole one
                            think lucky and you'll be lucky

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                            • #29
                              It’s black over Bill’s mothers

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                              • #30
                                were all Jock Tamson's Bairns

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