Tell me what to do....

[Hookmaker]

I?ve really fucked it up today, my lovely wife?s BDay present didn?t arrive on time today (some F....?@?@@?@ UK company) - in stead postman arrived with box of cigars from FOH. This is bad [emoji27][emoji27][emoji27]



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[Stevieboy]

Hahahahahaha..... You're fucked

Do any of your mates live nearby? Doghouse

[puropunch]

oh man....that is bad. You don't have much choice in the matter, your fooked!!

can you buy something locally!?..or 'make it up to her' in some other way lmao...that's bad times that.

[puropunch]

i would just run and hide, run and hide with your new box of course

[gojira]

I'm almost never home and could let you stay in my apartment until things cool off. You can use cigars to pay rent!

[sheppsea]

It’s came from overhere? Blame Brexit, she’ll understand, everything’s delayed

But hide the cigars first, obviously

[Horsebox]

Hahahahahaha..... You're fucked

Do any of your mates live nearby? Doghouse

[emoji23] @ this response.

Good luck [MENTION=13473583]Hookmaker[/MENTION]. Let us know how you get on!

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[ha_banos]

When you figure out all out. Let us know. Would be good to have such a hey out of jail card!

Can't you pretend her present was a nice posh dinner and some last minute. Com flowers? [emoji4]

[anz3001]

Hmmmm, I’m trying to think of some sage advice.....but no, you’re f*cked.

[Kickback]

Doesn't she smoke cigars?

No? You're screwed then.

[ValeTudoGuy]

Looks like you are paying for a top end meal and pretending that was the plan all along. ��

[Emaresee]

confess.... show her what sheshould have had... and then just like [MENTION=13402510]ValeTudoGuy[/MENTION] says... get buying a very very big night out!

[Hookmaker]

Thanks guys for all your sound advice: the general opinion was that I’m fu..d, BUT mercy was shown, I was invited to dinner, the lady even paid - I’m out of cash at the moment - but she’ll be watching me the next week until that promised box arrives from the UK

[potpest]

Whats in the box from the UK; Pre -release ERDM La Reina's?

[Hookmaker]

Whats in the box from the UK; Pre -release ERDM La Reina's?

I wish, nope an Allett with all the accessories that a million dollar lawn can cry for