Tell me what to do....

[Simon Bolivar]

I wish, nope an Allett with all the accessories that a million dollar lawn can cry for

????????

[Kickback]

Allett is a make of mower.

[puropunch]

I wish, nope an Allett with all the accessories that a million dollar lawn can cry for

Hang on.. So did you buy your wife a lawn mower for her birthday?? Lots track here

[Tucky]

If I bought my wife a lawn mower for her birthday I'd have to order running shoes for myself along with it.

[Emaresee]

If I bought my wife a lawn mower for her birthday I'd have to order running shoes for myself along with it.

Not all mowers are born equal.... allett is a serious bit of quality engineering

[Tucky]

Not all mowers are born equal.... allett is a serious bit of quality engineering

The only advantage that would bring is making it much more difficult to hit me with it.

[thedame007]

Not all mowers are born equal.... allett is a serious bit of quality engineering

...and yest death is the true equaliser, and i feel that Henrik may succumb.

Indeed, she may spike his cigar, and he shall awake bleary eyed, with his limbs pegged to the lawn, as his significant other drives the aforementioned lawn mower slowly (got to love a lawn mower with gears) over his naked body.

Just a thought...



My advice? Find an old mine shaft and throw yourself down it. HOWEVER, make sure you butcher any bloody kangaroo that's nearby, we all know they're just tattletails, and will grass you up in no time!

[Kickback]

"What's that skippy? ........"