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    ... you were given control of Habanos SA for a day?

    Other than gift myself a colossal collection of fine sticks, I think I'd commission a series of Cohiba limited edition ten count boxes with glass slide top lids

    how about you?!
    "Dear heart, you're talking to a man- a real man- who drinks straight Tequilla, with lime and salt on the rim, and smokes cigars" (J Zavala)

  • #2
    Stop the trend of 55+ RG new releases and bring back/increase production of the Lonsdales and skinnies.

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    • #3
      I would fire the idiots who decided to discontinue all those lovely cigars!

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      • #4
        I'd sell the company to myself for a nominal value.

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        • #5
          Other than gifting myself a huge amount I'd have to say look at heavily developing distribution routes to much better control cost variances worldwide!

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          • #6
            Well I would do nothing clever, BUT I recall that during WW2 dear old Winnie was gifted 5000 cigars - five thousand!!! - by Cuba. I'd love to open THAT gift. So that's what id do...I'd send myself a gift humi of 5000 selected sticks...

            Id probably host a herf too, so that you lot could see me open it and we can share the joy! (the joy fellas, the joy, not the smokes...)
            David

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            • #7
              Swap the bands on JLP cigars with Cohiba bands, while charging Cohiba prices and make s**t loads lol

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              • #8
                Get myself invited to all the top fancy pants parties and events. Must be some interesting networking and contacts there somewhere.

                Also post myself some old exclusive stuff that must be laying around somewhere!
                Last edited by ha_banos; 20-06-2019, 09:28 PM.
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                I think I may finally have this CAD under control...

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                • #9
                  I'd stop production for 3 years and age the tobacco properly so they can be smoked upon purchase rather than having to lay down for years.
                  Oh and I'll send the rollers back to rolling school so they don't produce plugged sticks.

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                  • #10
                    still reckon my plan to f*ck with the fakers is the most fun
                    "Dear heart, you're talking to a man- a real man- who drinks straight Tequilla, with lime and salt on the rim, and smokes cigars" (J Zavala)

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Kickback View Post
                      I'd stop production for 3 years and age the tobacco properly so they can be smoked upon purchase rather than having to lay down for years.
                      Oh and I'll send the rollers back to rolling school so they don't produce plugged sticks.
                      Good ideas both of them especially the second point. I hate a tight draw and I've found that most cigars from the last 2 years have been very 'wet' on purchase and have needed a year or so settle down. It used to be that cigars needed to rest because of the sick period of excess ammonia, now I feel they need to rest to dry out. Thank fook for the PerfecDraw!

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