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    I check the postbox - nothing there
    It's 7am, there's a chill in the air
    The postman must be almost near
    The CAD real, I'm starting to fear

    You see, I haven't finished the last batch
    (or even started them, as a matter of fact)
    And I'm busy this week and shan't be smoking
    What am I thinking - I must be joking!

    But they're quai d'Orsay and hard to find
    At a reasonable price - they're a favourite of mine.
    But I genuinely can't afford this!
    With the wife self-employed I've no pot in to piss

    It could be worse, I think as I stress
    Crack, or cocaine, or worse - cigarettes!
    But lately I've learned that they're good for my mind
    So onto the sales forum - more goodies to find.

    ...........
    Afterthought -
    Will write valentines poems for your loved ones in exchange for 1 x cigar.

    No, really - pm me and I'll knock something personal up for you! [MENTION=13472606]Tomm783[/MENTION] you have credit so go nuts.
    [MENTION=1]Deano[/MENTION] this is a weird one - remove after the dots if you wish :-)
    Stay smoky

  • #2
    I am quite fond of craziness, you carry on!

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    • #3
      Good one.

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