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  • A day or two of no alcohol required!

    I have consumed shocking amounts of alcohol over the last couple of weeks. So much so that yesterday was the first day without any alcohol for 2 weeks or so. Granted, the vast majority was social drinking though.

    So today my tipple is espresso and tea!

  • #2
    Originally posted by cjlawrie View Post
    So today my tipple is espresso and tea!
    +1

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    • #3
      brandy in your espresso
      and gin in your tea

      rock on

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      • #4
        I hear you there. I pretty much didn't stop in December.

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        • #5
          I think my blood stream is about 90% wine. Must be all the French people I hang around that are a bad influence

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          • #6
            I have hardly had a drink all 2009 after consuming over a litre of Jack Daniels on New years eve 2008, passing out and not remembering anything that happened after 11pm, including running down the street with a man dressed in lingerie, and having a firework hit my in the arse. ( I onley know this as my mate recorded the lot and has it on DVD)

            I had quite a few beers on New years eve (2009) and am worse for wear for them still, dont know whats happened to me, cant take my alcohol anymore lol

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            • #7
              Lee, if even just half of what you tell tale of is true, we HAVE to go on the booze some time! LOL

              T.
              "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"

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              • #8
                I'm with Big T although I draw the line at lingerie!
                Nic
                Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine

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                • #9
                  Yes its all true, the bastards filmed me. I sat there for an hour arguing with myself about breasts, WTF? , all you could here was them laughing. They also glued a little Stars and stripes flag to my forehead and stuck cocktail sausages up my nose. I awoke with them in place, didnt know who i was, were i was and then pulled the flag off. Still have the scar lol

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                  • #10
                    That's hilarious - and an embarrassing tale....on film no less! I don't think I have every been that drunk as to allow that to happen to myself! You must have been comatose for the 24hrs following that!

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                    • #11
                      OK, I demand a beer session and NOW!

                      You had an argument with yourself regarding breasts? The answer you should be looking for is "Hello young lady and goodness me, it is true, the more the better!" and not "Hello young nurse, I want the operation and make them wobbly". They are better to look at than live with, I suspect anyway.

                      T.
                      "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"

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                      • #12
                        I love the Steve Martin quote:

                        "I could never be a woman, I would just stay home all the time and play with my breasts"
                        Nic
                        Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine

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                        • #13
                          At his prime, the man was a comedy god.

                          T.
                          "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"

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                          • #14
                            But lousy tits
                            Nic
                            Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine

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