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[Agricola]

and..what's wrong with stringy brown lettuce!

Puff..founder (only) member of the RSPCL... I am!

Stringy brown lettuce has its place with kebabs in my opinion, you can have a cigar with the kebab. However the cigar and stringy brown lettuce should not do a meet and greet in the fridge before this. If you disagree then what about the onions? Can you imagine having you RYJ churchill infused with the taste of bitter soggy spanish onions and slight overtones of garlic?

Next what happens when you cook a sunday dinner? Broccli that tastes like tobacco? My god could you imagine how long the mother in law would be recalling that story to all and sundry?

[Puff Scotty]

Stringy brown lettuce, bitter soggy spanish onions...Agri old chap, you really should get your fridge fixed!