The 10 comandments to herfing

[cj121]

You mention not to use the floor for your ash G....Does it count if the ash falls into your lap???

Ashpants springs to mind

[cj121]

All good points, senor GAS. Might I suggest an 11th commandment....never fart while sparking up a fine Habano.*

and I am to please, so please aim

I don't swear much up here, but laughed my fuggng arse off, no forumesque abbreviations. Fuggin A as they say north of you TJ.

I like sh!t like this, but sadly must admit to breaking the sacred 11th Commandment in biblical proportion. On my own of course, and would never subject a BOTL to the unearthly utterings of down'st below whilst lighting a phat one*
















*also not applicable to NCs.

[TJCoro]

What's that smell, amigo?

I like sh!t like this, but sadly must admit to breaking the sacred 11th Commandment in biblical proportion. On my own of course, and would never subject a BOTL to the unearthly utterings of down'st below whilst lighting a phat one.

Fair enough, senor

Just give a mate a little warning !!!


My name is BJ, BJCoro, and do I smell sulfur....again!