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Mike Portnoy...quite possibly the best, if not one of the best, drummers in the world. Long term member of Dream Theater, and currently in the studio and on tour with Avenged Sevenfold following the death of their drummer Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan.
I've no idea if he's a smoker...I can imagine it though! There's so much I want to ask this guy, so much I want to talk to him about. And besides all that...the guy is legendary. (No idea why the vid is up twice...the code isn't even appearing in the edit screen...if a kind mod can nuke one of them it would be much appreciated)
Fictional characters? In that case Dr Hannibal Lecter (of course I would have to be on the other side of the glass!), Robert Langdon, and Gordon Gekko.
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant,
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger,Heidegger,was a boozy begger,
Who could drink you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume,
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a boozy swine,
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel,
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach yer 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill of his own free will,
On half a bottle o' shandy was particularly ill,
Plato they say,could stick it away,
Half a crate o' whisky every day,
Aristotle,Aristotle,was a bugger for the bottle,
Awfully fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,
"I drink therefore I am",
Yes,Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
You can never go wrong with Monty Python. Speaking of which, I'd love to have a smoke with any of them, though all of them at once would be ridiculous in a good way.
Clint Eastwood
Elvis
Frank Sinatra
Donald Trump
Jesse James (Old West Gunfighter, not the dude that cheated on Sandra Bullock)
Wyatt Earp
Al Capone, Tony Accardo, John Gotti, Carlo Gambino
FDR, Churchill, JFK, Reagan
Off the top...
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Thatcher and FDR, in the same room
John Lennon and Vlad Lenin
Milton Friedman
JFK
Morrissey
Brooksley Borne
Socrates--that guy could talk and drink
Talking about philosophers and drinking....
THE PHILOSOPHERS SONG
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant,
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger,Heidegger,was a boozy begger,
Who could drink you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume,
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a boozy swine,
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel,
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach yer 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill of his own free will,
On half a bottle o' shandy was particularly ill,
Plato they say,could stick it away,
Half a crate o' whisky every day,
Aristotle,Aristotle,was a bugger for the bottle,
Awfully fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,
"I drink therefore I am",
Yes,Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
Off the top...
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Thatcher and FDR, in the same room
John Lennon and Vlad Lenin
Milton Friedman
JFK
Morrissey
Brooksley Borne
Socrates--that guy could talk and drink
John peel cos I loved the guy. Always wanted to buy him a pint, alas, not to be.
Sam Peckinpah. Was he as cantakerous as reported.
James Coburn cos he seemed like a decent guy.
Shane Warne. One of the boys but switched on aswell.
Noddy Holder for the stories.
Oliver Reed. Just to see how messy we could get.
Kate Bush because if we met we would have got married(sigh!)
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