Secret Cigar Bomb

[TJCoro]

It's Never Too Late!

How about posts themselves need to be a minimum of three sentences.....

PS 'Nice Stash' or 'Nice haul' is not a sentence

Hmmmm, this sound all too familiar - something from the Coro achrives, perhaps. Now if memory serves me, it was back in January 2010 when don TJ proposed several New Rules* to shore up this fine forum, including:
New Rule – Knewbees must learn how to spell and form complete sentences. Each post must be pithy and logical.

New Rule - Posts must contain at least two complete sentences or 25 words. No more horse shit like “agreed” “me too” “nice haul,” “that's for sure,” “my favorite color is brown...what's yours?” Nobody gives a rat's ass about these types of posts/responses ....well, except maybe you and your jack-ass friends from other forums.


Don TJ truly was a man ahead of his time.


Names Perro, el Perro, and I do the posting around these parts on behalf of don TJ and the Coros!


*Those wishing to read the entire TJCoro "reentry" post and new rules may click the Flashing Skull. It's quite a journey!

[cohibaIV]

O bollocks....


Sent by smoke signals using iCohiba from Havana

[TJCoro]

Can't Touch This!

O bollocks....

Gentle people, as your humble servant - The Magical Modulator - I'd edit/delete this wise-ass (arse), waste-of-valuable-forum-real-estate post, but to be honest....senor Cohiba IV kinda' frightens me!!!

Perro, el Perro

[sbthang]

... I suspect your fine words would be more effective with a few emoticons...

I think TJ might've struck upon the 'yardstick' by which we could all be measured; namely, the average number of emoticons per post ( All hail TJ - the Emoti-meister) that eventually qualifies us to participate in Bombs, Passes, Sticks-in etc...

You know, this could just about work - a minimum of one (naturally) but an average of three per post (in essence, the perfect count) and at best five (an aspiration)

Or am I ...

Steve

[Ethem]

Guys, My post count is terribly low but I have been active since I joined. I'm happy to post my 'bomb' to the person moderating (probably that would be mr montana?) who can then QA the bomb before we kick off?

This is probably a good way to get around the newbie thing AND it also gives us newbies a good start to our UKCF membership

[TJCoro]

Knwebee Speak!

Guys, My post count is terribly low but I have been active since I joined. I'm happy to post my 'bomb' to the person moderating (probably that would be mr montana?) who can then QA the bomb before we kick off?

This is probably a good way to get around the newbie thing AND it also gives us newbies a good start to our UKCF membership

It's probably just me, but I don't understand this post.

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Hey BB! No worries, mate....probably a "knewbee" thing!

[Ethem]

It's probably just me, but I don't understand this post.

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Hey BB! No worries, mate....probably a "knewbee" thing!

TJ, Its simple...let me try and explain a little more..

I post my bomb to a mod, who checks that cigars are fine, accepts me in to the cigar bomb, and forwards my bomb to the assigned recipient

simples

[TJCoro]

Goods things come to the hombre that waits.

TJ, Its simple...let me try and explain a little more..

I post my bomb to a mod, who checks that cigars are fine, accepts me in to the cigar bomb, and forwards my bomb to the assigned recipient

simples

I see, I see. Well chico, I don't know mr. montana and don't believe he's a mod. Moreover, I'm not certain that any of the so-called "Mods" would want to get involved with this process - especially don TJ, who absolutely detests da bombin' and braggin').

However, having said that, I'm not sure this is the primary issue. I think the concern is more about new members that appear to be interested only in passing sticks around (which requires a bit a trust on the part of the participants), and not participating in other areas of the forum. The idea is for knewbees to demonstrate some interest in the Forum/Community over a period of time and getting involved in a meaningful way with the various threads/discussions before participating in these stick-sharing things.

But what the FK do I know!!! I don't even participate in these "stick it in and stick it out shake it all about" puro-sharing games!

Hey! But that's just me.


BB

[Stevieboy]

O bollocks....

That's not a sentence you ding-bat

[cohibaIV]

I see, I see. Well chico, I don't know mr. montana and don't believe he's a mod. Moreover, I'm not certain that any of the so-called "Mods" would want to get involved with this process - especially don TJ, who absolutely detests da bombin' and braggin').

However, having said that, I'm not sure this is the primary issue. I think the concern is more about new members that appear to be interested only in passing sticks around (which requires a bit a trust on the part of the participants), and not participating in other areas of the forum. The idea is for knewbees to demonstrate some interest in the Forum/Community over a period of time and getting involved in a meaningful way with with the various threads/discussions before participating in these stick-sharing things.

But what the FK do I know!!! I don't even participate in these "stick it in and stick it out shake it all about" puro-sharing games!

Hey! But that's just me.


BB

Is it just me...? But I LOVE TJ...!!


Sent by smoke signals using iCohiba from Havana

[cohibaIV]

That's not a sentence you ding-bat

Says who ball bag..???!!!


Sent by smoke signals using iCohiba from Havana

[Ethem]

I see, I see. Well chico, I don't know mr. montana and don't believe he's a mod. Moreover, I'm not certain that any of the so-called "Mods" would want to get involved with this process - especially don TJ, who absolutely detests da bombin' and braggin').

However, having said that, I'm not sure this is the primary issue. I think the concern is more about new members that appear to be interested only in passing sticks around (which requires a bit a trust on the part of the participants), and not participating in other areas of the forum. The idea is for knewbees to demonstrate some interest in the Forum/Community over a period of time and getting involved in a meaningful way with with the various threads/discussions before participating in these stick-sharing things.

But what the FK do I know!!! I don't even participate in these "stick it in and stick it out shake it all about" puro-sharing games!

Hey! But that's just me.


BB

I see, starting to make sense now TJ. Thanks for explaining that aspect. I thought it was just about not getting crappy smokes in return from some newb.

[El Catador]

Says who ball bag..???!!!

Hey... just for the record... it should be noted that there are some forum members... of LONG standing*... with 1000's of posts behind them... who... well... (where do I start?) the words 'unreliable' and 'bonkers' spring to mind.

*Some are even Mod's!!
I ask you.. surely a case of 'The lunatics running the asylum'?

P.S. As for the smilies... blame TJ...

[TJCoro]

Good Point!

I see, starting to make sense now TJ. Thanks for explaining that aspect. I thought it was just about not getting crappy smokes in return from some newb.

Well, that too, amigo!



BB


(Hurumph!) Crappy smokes, indeed.

[TJCoro]

He Named Names!

Hey... just for the record... it should be noted that there are some forum members... of LONG standing*... with 1000's of posts behind them... who... well... (where do I start?) the words 'unreliable' and 'bonkers' spring to mind.

*Some are even Mod's!!
I ask you.. surely a case of 'The lunatics running the asylum'?

P.S. As for the smilies... blame TJ...

Senor private el Kat, I LOVE your emoticon work! As for your accusations....have you the blu-balls sir to Name Names?


BB


Hey BB! I'm a big el Kat fan.


(Ahem!) As am I, blu-balls. Good to see him back in all his glory!