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You Brits Smoke the Cutest Little Cigars!
Well, I must admit I was as happy as a little girl yesterday (Saturday, 13 Sept.) when I got my package from Deano containing "Humidor Accessories."
Pretty clever. Technically, one could call cigars "humidor accessories," so Deano didn't exactly lie about the contents, did he?
Anyhow, I was delighted to finally get a sampling of the ISOM cigars you privileged folks smoke and can't wait for them to settle in my humi so I can give them a try.
Must note; however, that you Limeys either have very small mouths, are pressed for leisure time, or have extremely small willies (a small cigar would make your plonkers seem larger) since the selection in my windfall consisted almost entirely of short, small cigars.
I mean... a MAN'S smoke should be no smaller that 6 x 50 (bigger is better), but my prizes averaged around 5 x 40.
Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Just found it curious.
A tenny rate, I thank everyone who participated by contributing cigars and Deano for conducting the contest and sending my winnings all the way across the pond.
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Pretty clever. Technically, one could call cigars "humidor accessories," so Deano didn't exactly lie about the contents, did he?
Anyhow, I was delighted to finally get a sampling of the ISOM cigars you privileged folks smoke and can't wait for them to settle in my humi so I can give them a try.
Must note; however, that you Limeys either have very small mouths, are pressed for leisure time, or have extremely small willies (a small cigar would make your plonkers seem larger) since the selection in my windfall consisted almost entirely of short, small cigars.
I mean... a MAN'S smoke should be no smaller that 6 x 50 (bigger is better), but my prizes averaged around 5 x 40.
Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Just found it curious.
A tenny rate, I thank everyone who participated by contributing cigars and Deano for conducting the contest and sending my winnings all the way across the pond.
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