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A cautionary tale of warning my 'Brothers'.
So, there I am, hiding out in 'me' bomb-proof bunker when another (unidentified) shell comes whistling down from the skies, landing with a loud 'Crump' and leaving a parcel shaped indentation on my (well manicured) lawn.
"Jesus, these BOTL are even more vindictive and perverse than the last ones who attacked me!" Says I upon opening the box and examining its strange (and frankly... alarming) contents.
Now, don't get me wrong I 'loves' the Cigars (Oh boy yes!), especially the large Chocolate one (Just need to find me a 'Marianne Faithfull' type to enjoy that with - wink, wink), but as for the chocolate covered sardines??? Are you serious?
But it gets worse there are 'Jelly Beans', unspeakable 'jelly beans', 'jelly beans' that are: Vomit, Canned Dog food and Rotten egg flavours. . . now, I asks yer, that's just plain evil ain't it?
I suspect 'foul' play is at work here.
I'll not rest till the perpetrators of this outrage have been tracked down and their villainy exposed.
(The first one to 'squeal' on the others will be spared - best be quick - just ask yourself this question, "Can I trust . . ? not to 'grass' me up to save themselves?" If the answer is 'No', you know what must be done.)
Adieu (for now) mon ami(s)!
The 'vengeful' and patient Cat!
So, there I am, hiding out in 'me' bomb-proof bunker when another (unidentified) shell comes whistling down from the skies, landing with a loud 'Crump' and leaving a parcel shaped indentation on my (well manicured) lawn.
"Jesus, these BOTL are even more vindictive and perverse than the last ones who attacked me!" Says I upon opening the box and examining its strange (and frankly... alarming) contents.
Now, don't get me wrong I 'loves' the Cigars (Oh boy yes!), especially the large Chocolate one (Just need to find me a 'Marianne Faithfull' type to enjoy that with - wink, wink), but as for the chocolate covered sardines??? Are you serious?
But it gets worse there are 'Jelly Beans', unspeakable 'jelly beans', 'jelly beans' that are: Vomit, Canned Dog food and Rotten egg flavours. . . now, I asks yer, that's just plain evil ain't it?
I suspect 'foul' play is at work here.
I'll not rest till the perpetrators of this outrage have been tracked down and their villainy exposed.
(The first one to 'squeal' on the others will be spared - best be quick - just ask yourself this question, "Can I trust . . ? not to 'grass' me up to save themselves?" If the answer is 'No', you know what must be done.)
Adieu (for now) mon ami(s)!
The 'vengeful' and patient Cat!
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